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I just read some fucked up shit.  More fucked up than the fetish phone sex call I got about the sneezing fetish.  Srsly.

It was this book about myths and legends or some shit.  My favorite part was about how Zeus would fuck anything that moved, and he’d change form to do it, like into a goose or a ray of light or something like that.  That’s serious cock commitment, there.

But no, the fucked up shit was about unicorns.  Did you know that only virgins can catch a unicorn?  How useless is that??  Now I don’t have any chance at all!  I wanted one to ram the horn up the ass of all the boys who think they know how to fuck me, but can’t do it worth a damn.

But because my pussy has some mileage on it, I’ll never get one!  You’d think a unicorn would rather hangout with someone who knew how to stroke that horn instead of some clueless chick that couldn’t suck her way out of a wet paper bag.  I bet you some cheap phone sex that if a unicorn spent five minutes with me, he’d forget all that virgin crap.  Lord knows I’ve met enough virgins to laugh at them.  They’re only good for doing your calculus homework for you.  Everybody knows that!

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I miss having roommates.  Well, that’s not entirely true.  I do and I don’t.  Panty boys and Sissy boys pay close attention.

I kept roommates after college, though they weren’t the same one’s I’d had while taking classes.  Same crowd though.  In fact of the two men I lived with after getting my degree, one of them taught me how to properly fellate a man.

Yes, he taught your Mommy Bianca how to suck a dick.  I mean, I knew how before, but I wasn’t an ARTIST yet.  Watching him go down on our other roommate was like getting a life lesson out of the hottest porn you’ve ever seen.

Yes, they were gay.  I also slept with both of them.  (SCORE!!!  LOL!!!)

What?  I had to practice this technique on SOMEONE.  And let’s be honest, I’d had plenty of roommates where sex was regularly on the table, but these two weren’t going to go straight for me.  One liked to be the top and one the bottom.  So to perfect my strap on technique (for all you strap on phone sex boys out there) I got to play Pretend Top to the bottom boy.  He was never hot for me per se, but he did let me know how my strokes rated.

And the boy who was the top?  That man loved him some ladies underthings.  Panty boys know how delicious the soft silky cotton of women’s panties feels.  And I gave him plenty of mine to borrow and even went shopping with him.  The trade was I’d practice on his dick.  To be fair, he had to close his eyes and pretend I was “Russell” (never found out the story behind that one) but that’s when I learned that only a man knows how a dick works and truly how it needs to be sucked.

And during one forced intoxication evening, I got them inside me.  It was all in the name of science, I tell you.  They just needed to know why all the boys chased me.  Or so I told them.

I learned my lesson when they each wrinkled their noses at me, mid-fuck.  We all laughed and didn’t take it too seriously.  They tried it; they didn’t like it, and went back to humping the hairy asses of other men.  And I took their strap on and blowjob lessons with me around the world.

You’re a panty boy?  Or into forced bi-sexuality?  Then I’ve got an underwear drawer and a strap on with your name on it, baby.

Call me.

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Hiya, boys! How goes it? Things are going pretty great here! Last week was Spring Break, which, as I’m sure you know, meant lots of fun for me. 🙂 This 18 teen phone sex girl has been into all kinds of naughty things over the past few weeks!

Or, more accurately, all kinds of things have been into me! *Giggles* Things like, you know, big black cocks!

I totally got into a gangbang the other night. An all-BBC gangbang, of course! I may look all sweet and innocent, but I love black dick. And, in my opinion, it’s the more the merrier, you know? 😉

And, honestly, I really love gangbang phone sex, too. Especially if I’m the centerpiece of a BBC gangbang! I’m kind of an exhibitionist, so I like it when you watch the blacks on blondes action. 😉

And if you wanna participate? That’s cool, too. As long as you think you can measure up to my big black friends, then you’re welcome to join in!

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Heya, boys!!!!! Your tease and denial phone sex Princess has been at it again! LOLOLOLOLOL! Are you surprised?

Ok, so it’s been really warm outside lately, right? I’ve been going to class in just, like, t-shirts and running shorts and flip-flops. You know, like every other sorority girl on campus. Anyway, this 19 teen phone sex girl sits near the front of the room in my Tuesday/Thursday psych class, and there’s this guy who sits beside me. I catch him staring at my feet ALL THE TIME! *Giggle*

So the other day, I decided to fuck with him a little and wore jeans and ballet flats instead of flip-flops. But you know what? He was STILL staring at my feet! So for the next class, I wore jeans and a pair of heels. That was when I realized it wasn’t a foot fetish that this guy has, but a shoe fetish!

Being the tease and denial lover that I am, I couldn’t help but tease him, too. I kept crossing my legs and letting my heeled foot stick out into the aisle between his desk and mine. He tried to act like he wasn’t looking, but I could tell that he was.

Of course, when I started the shoe dangling, he didn’t even try to pretend anymore! *Giggle* I caught his eye and grinned up at him innocently. I think he might’ve cum in his pants right then, LOLOLOLOL!

I bet he’s wondering what I’ll do to him next week!

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OMG I’m so hot and horny today and my itty bitty young little phone sex voice totally wants to whisper naughty naughty things in your ear and help make you cum! Do you got your hand wrapped around your you know what for me? OMG I love that! Yeah I totally do, wow, I totally wanna help! You gotta call me so we can do some hot phone sex role play where I can pretend to be your naughty little girl if you know what I mean; uh huh I know you do. I’m a bad bad girl when it comes to naughty phone sex and teen phone sex fun and I can play really really young you know? Why are you waiting? OMG call me now!

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I would very much like a time machine.  I have added it to my amazon wish list thankyouverymuch.  If one of you no limits phone sex addicts would get on that for me, that would be just lovely.

I plan on getting fucked by cavemen for their animal passion, a roman orgy just for the sheer numbers, and some random Victorian dude just because they were uptight about sex and had to say white meat and dark meat to avoid saying breast and thigh during chicken dinners.

Shyann’s amazing time machine will fit loads of horny taboo phone sex enthusiasts.  We will travel to wherever your fetish phone sex heart desires and totally get you laid.  Then we’ll like go back further and make it where it didn’t happen so she doesn’t get pregnant.

And after I drop all you laid motherfuckers off to sleep in your own homes, I’m going back in time so that I can be the person that invents cheap phone sex!!  Then I’ll be rolling in cash and you can all have rooms in my mansion when I get back.

If that sounds good, then get to work on that time machine.  I’m tying my hair in a pony tail so the cavemen can sling me around as we speak.  LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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OK, seriously, your four kids need to shut the fuck up.  If they don’t, I’m going to start a coed phone sex call right beside their tender little ears.  Then you’ll REALLY hear some screaming.

I mean, seriously?  Four kids??  You don’t need any more kids than you have hands.  Maybe you’ve got some serious blowjob skills because other than that, no man I know is going to lay your Moby Dick sized ass.  EVERYONE IN THE MALL KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE BECAUSE THEY WON’T SHUT UP.

If I thought you could keep a man with mothering skills like that, I’d steal him away from you.

OMG shopping today for new panties was SUCH a chore.  Can you tell??  LOLOLOLOLOL  I mean, I wasn’t even going to indulge my infamous panty fetish until this fat chick and her four little rug apes started following me wherever I went.

But now I’m home and ready for your fetish phone sex calls!  Let’s get it started!

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I want everyone out there to know that I support our troops.  And if you’re in Egypt or wherever and getting shot at, you can call me on the phone, and you’ll definitely get the best cheap phone sex of your life.  And just to honor your service I promise that you’ll get some awesome phone fucking.

I think that’s what being an American is all about.  Being able to have all the no limits phone sex that you want without the KGB coming after you or some shit.  Like just the other day, I found out this guy from my neighborhood just got back from Egypt or wherever and I was like, even though he’s a BOY and nowhere near my favorite age for fucking, I’m going to go over there and lay it on him.

So yeah, even though he wasn’t an older man, all that pent up frustration from only having goats over there to fuck made for some pretty good sexing.  I was happy, and I’m not normally pleased with guys my own age in the sack.

So here’s to being an American, kinky phone sex, and our troops all over the world!  Shyann says grab your dick and dial with pride!

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Tease and Denial

Being a next door tease is kind of my thing =)  I look all sweet and innocent, you think I couldn’t POSSIBLY know what I’m doing to you.  Or do I??  =)   Wearing my little short skirts, being a total panty tease every time I bend over, you know it just makes you want me even more =)  Too bad you aren’t going to get me!

As close as you will ever get to my 19teen pussy is by calling me for a cheap phone sex call =)  Come on loser, I want to hear you beg =)

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There is no better feeling than being naked.  Hippies were right baby, clothing is for squares, and if I had my choice, say in the anything goes phone sex world of my dreams, I’d have been a hippie but without the fucked up hair.  I mean, I can’t live without conditioner!

Dude, you were born naked!  So was I!  It’s like something we have in common (except that we both like to FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)  so in my perfect world, we’d all be naked as jaybirds.  I have never seen a jaybird, but apparently their dick hangs out.

But in Shyannland, no one would wear a thing, and we’d have to put suntan oil on each other which would lead to fucking, which would lead to after-fucking fucking, which would lead to naps.  This is my perfect world.  Also, there would be cheap phone sex for everybody, if for some reason you were some social reject who couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a pocket full of pardons.

The plane for Shyannland is leaving at Gate 69!  Call me for tickets!  LOLOLOLOL

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I’m going to make a law against bad porn.  Holy jeebus dude, do you guys watch this shit?  With the bad lighting and music and shit?  This is NOT what gets a no limits phone sex girl like me off.

I need chicks with big tits and monster dongs plunging in and out of fresh twat.  I don’t want to see some old hag who should have retired like ten years ago!  I heard that there is porn that is exclusively barely legal 18teen & 19teen, like me!  And that they always fuck older guys!  Which is sort of like me, as I’ve been known to touch a cock my own age on occasion.  But I gotta tell you, I keep coming back to my Old Man if only because he’s got the skillz and the big one… MATURITY.

I started looking at amateur porn and I’ve decided that if you favorite bratty tease phone sex girl Shyann isn’t in it, then I’m not going to watch it.  At least get your roommate to more the fucking camera around.  Shyann’s porn is a NO TRIPOD ZONE.  Unless that’s the name of your dick.  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Ok.  Hot chick, hard cock and please fuck for a long time, Mr. and Mrs. Porn Star and sometimes it takes me a while to get going, hmmmkay?

Want to watch some together?  Get some files loaded up and then get your dick out and dial!

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