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Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex with Irelynn

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Do you have that kind of penis that is itty bitty, what they medically call a micro penis? The kind of penis that just looks like an acorn sitting on top of a pair of balls? What good are you to me? Wait, I know! You will provide me with a lifetime of entertainment, that’s what you will do for me! I’ll rip on you and your pathetic excuse of a penis purely for my own enjoyment and pleasure. All you have to do is bring your little winky dink and I’ll bark degrading remarks at it. You could never please any woman with that thing! With Irelynn’s small penis humiliation phone sex, I will ensure that you are always aware you will never measure up!

Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex

I mean really, you can’t *actually* expect your mini pecker to please my hot, dripping, pussy! Seriously, why would I even give you a chance? With one first glance at that thing, I’d be better off not wasting my time! There’s no point to it, really! I’m better off just recruiting a thick, black, cock for the task. You will never know a tight pussy, that I am sure of. Any pussy you enter will feel like you’re sticking your dick in a cardboard box. In conclusion, a woman’s pussy will never get wet for you because they will never feel you in them. You’ll barely even get past their pubes and you’ll never have an “onion cock” which is a cock that fuck me so hard it makes me cry!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Since you have a wee pee, you’ll always address me as Lady Irelynn. No way around it. Little dicks are not granted the privileges the big cocks get, no they do not. You may always still ring me at 1-888-662-6482 as long as you request to speak to Lady Irelynn. I’ll give that deformity you call a dick a good tongue lashing without even touching it! Give me a call today you deplorable appendage for some fabulous small penis humiliation phone sex!

No Taboos Phone Sex with Irelynn

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You should know that I have a secret. I know you do too, don’t play like you do not! People think you’re some kind of fucked up freak, and you probably are. But that doesn’t mean that your human instincts and desires aren’t valid. Quite the opposite, and I understand that you have to channel these desires in a perfectly healthy manner! I call it talk therapy because we can certainly talk about it. I have to commend you and tell you that I have the utmost respect for someone like you for having the courage to tell me these things… Because, well, they are very dirty desires, and that is why I offer no taboos phone sex, for people like you!

No Taboos Phone Sex

Do you think you are some kind of sick freak? But that just means I want to talk to you! Tell me what you wanna tell me that you can’t tell other people! No, you can’t tell your family, your close friends, or even your significant other these things. They don’t want to hear about “gross” stuff. Your partner would probably leave you if you said these things to them and your family would disown you. Maybe your friends would stick around, but that depends on the type of company you keep. I want your sickness, whatever it is. Let’s travel to the darkest corners of your mind that you hide from other people.

Do you want to give me your sickness? Then you’ll have to call me. This is my number, 1-888-662-6482. When the dispatcher picks up, you ask for Irelynn. If you are especially leary, shoot me an email at Brattyirelynn@aol.com or even follow me on Twitter @IrelynnIs. I really cannot wait to hear your desires, so do not keep me waiting for no taboos phone sex!

Black Cock White Wife Fantasies with Irelynn

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Did I ever tell you about one of my fantasies? Well, I’m always talking about fantasies! I have often thought about what it would be like to be the white wife of a black man. Because then, I would get full-time access to that big, black, cock! Whenever I am hungry for that huge cock, I would just grab it and open it wide. Just jerking it off and teasing the head of it with my tongue. Holding my mouth open, just jerking it and teasing it while wiggling my tongue in a provocative and suggestive manner. I’d lick my lips slowly, softly, and tenderly. There is never a shortage of desire for your black cock with black cock white wife fantasies.

Black Cock White Wife Fantasies

I could be standing there at the kitchen sink trying to wash the dishes. But I hate doing dishes. So I would take that black cock from behind if you just happened to walk by… If I were wearing a maid’s outfit I would be even more excited. You could lift that black and white lace skirt and pat my bum. I would be doing my white wife duties for you. Even if that includes keeping the house spic and span! Vacuuming, dusting, doing laundry, sweeping, and yes, even doing dishes. I could be your little white bitch slave, taking your black cock in any hole you like to use.
Today, I will do whatever it takes to fulfill your black cock white wife fantasies. I can be your upstanding, classy, little white snow bunny. Or your hardcore, subservient little white slut. It’s up to you really, baby. But if you wanna make it happen, let’s go! Just dial 1-888-662-6482 into your phone and ask the dispatcher for Irelynn! If you want to discuss something beforehand, you may email me at Brattyirelynn@aol.com so that we can discuss all the dirty details! I can hardly wait to hear from you, my black stallion!

Anything Goes Phone Sex with Brooke

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When I get a call from someone I haven’t talked to before, I call it an anything goes phone sex call. I call them that because the first time I talk to a guy on a call I get asked a lot of questions. Basically we’re feeling each other out to check each other’s limits. I have no limits at all, guys, so you can ask me anything. I like when you guys get me to open up about shit. It makes me wet. Telling you guys that intimate stuff feels so naughty and vulnerable and I fucking love that, especially if I’ve been partying!! Whew. If you guys get me on the right night, shit, I might tell you things I have never told anyone. Try me out. Thursdays and Fridays are pretty much the nights I’m partying with myself. That sucks, so I love when you guys call, to play with me and make my pussy and panties wet, if I’m wearing any, which is rare when I’m online.

Anything Goes Phone Sex

I love to play “show and tell” with you. You show me your cock and I have to tell you something, or answer any question you ask. That’s why it’s called anything goes phone sex. Sound like fun, then fucking call me! lol. There’s one question  I was an early bloomer with self pleasuring. I remember putting 2 fingers on my bald pussy and fuck myself with them while I touched my nipples. Bathtime was my favorite time of day cuz I would be alone and didn’t have to worry about getting interrupted. I loved the feeling of my fingers in warm water going into my pussy and warming my clit. That’s why I still love bath time today! Why not join me in an Anything Goes phone sex call and we can talk about taking a bath together. Hmmmmmm, that would feel so good!

Call me at 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Brooke

Cheap Phone Sex with Irelynn

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Hey boys, I see you over there all nervous about picking up the phone to call me! What are you worried about, there’s nothing to be scared of! Listen, how much is it going to cost exactly to take a girl out on a date? Depending on where you go, it could be upwards of $50+ for both of you. Then you have to talk to her and get to know her and be nice to her and polite. All of this, and what if you are just looking to get laid? What if it turns out she doesn’t even like you, and just wanted to use you for what you could offer? Then you’re out all that money you spent and you didn’t even get so much as a handjob! That’s where I come in when you get cheap phone sex with me!

Cheap Phone Sex

Now if you’re a simple guy that doesn’t require much to get him off, 10 minutes for $20 can get you taken care of quickly! That’s cheaper than a first date! You don’t have to worry about some bitch judging you or rejecting you, all you gotta do is provide your credit card to prove you’re 18 years or older, select your minutes package (however many you think you’ll need), then tell the dispatcher you wanna talk to Irelynn! This is such a much more productive use of your time and money, I guarantee it! Just tell me what you’re into, we can talk about sexy stuff, I can get you off, and you don’t have to worry about me rejecting you (unless that’s what you’re into!)

Another benefit? You don’t have to worry about contracting herpes from your date! Whether you are an experienced caller who knows what they want or a newbie, we can have fun any way you want! I’ve seen and heard it all, you don’t have to be scared of your “disturbing” fetish, I’ll walk through that flame of fire with you! If you’re new at this, we can just start at square one: What are you into?

So don’t waste any more of your time or money on some skank that’s just going to ghost you anyway. Give Irelynn a call at 1-888-662-6482 for some good ole cheap phone sex! I will never ghost you, honey! You can also shoot me an e-mail at Brattyirelynn@aol.com and follow me on Twitter @IrelynnIs! And you definitely won’t regret it.

Impregnation Phone Sex with Irelynn

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Imagine if you did get me pregnant or somebody else I know. Let’s just say my birth control failed or I forgot to take it. So it’s that time of the month, two weeks after my period that I am ovulating and therefore my risk of pregnancy is increased. Do you desire to worship the woman that has another living being growing inside of her? The one that you gave your seed to? You shoot your whole load inside of me and you want undying devotion, perhaps. Or maybe you just want to caress my enlarged belly, to hear and feel another human inside me. Maybe you like the idea of having sex with me because I can’t get pregnant with your child because I’m already pregnant with someone else’s child. We could have impregnation phone sex.

Impregnation Phone Sex

Whatever your reasons, you love that I’m pregnant and you just desire the chance to talk to me, and then maybe hook up with me. You want to grab my hair and just ram your cock in and out of my pussy and blow your load as many times as you want because it doesn’t really matter, does it? I can’t get pregnant again anyway. Unless on the off chance your load does penetrate another egg and it makes an anomaly set of twins. Did you actually know that twins can have two different dads? It’s called heteropaternal superfecundation. So like, we could have sex and then I could have sex with another guy and get pregnant again.

There are so many fun outcomes we could come up with regarding impregnation phone sex. If that is the fantasy you desire, I would love to oblige it! Call and ask for Irelynn at 1-888-662-6482! You could even send me an email about it at Brattyirelynn@aol.com or follow me on Twitter @IrelynnIs!

Humiliation Phone Sex with Irelynn

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I have so much fun with people who love to be humiliated. I get to laugh and laugh and laugh at their insane sexually submissive shenanigans. This is why I care so much about my callers that request humiliation phone sex. It doesn’t matter what type of humiliation you are into, I definitely have a response to it. Small penis humiliation is a common favorite, especially for guys that want to be compared to those humongous black cocks. They are so long, thick, and fat, they are easily desirable. And being compared to them, one can be easily humiliated! Especially when they know they can never please you like they do and will never measure up!

Humiliation Phone Sex

Then, of course, racial humiliation is a fun one too! Perhaps, people, these days are more reluctant to use racial slurs or assimilation. Some people want to break down those barriers and have their partner rip on them in any way possible about their race! It doesn’t matter if you are black, brown, yellow, red, or purple. They want that dirty mouth spitting those racial innuendos at them! These are fun for me, I would never throw these put-downs in public, but over the phone in a sexually suggestive manner? Oh yes!

Maybe you like the exhibitionist type of humiliation where you are commanded by me to strip down and be naked in front of people? Next, you could be tied to the bed spread eagle while you have a rock-hard cock. Then I’ll just let several people come in and out of the room just to point and laugh at your indignity. Maybe I’ll just make you start jerking off your penis in front of people or tell you to start sucking my boyfriend’s cock. Then I’ll arrange with one of his other friends to start fucking your ass in front of everyone.

When it comes to humiliation, I’m sure I have something for everyone. If you are ready for some humiliation phone sex with me, give me a call at 1-888-662-6482. If you are even so timid, write me an email at Brattyirelynn@aol.com or you can follow me on Twitter @IrelynnIs! I hope to hear from you soon, cockboy!

Cum Eating Instructions with Georgie

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I know you’re licking your lips while you stare at that cock. You can lie to yourself all you like, but ever since the first second of today’s porn video of choice you’ve had your eyes glued to the big cock and not to the hot pussy. What is it about that cock that got your attention so quickly? I know that you’ve glanced before, but your absolute fascination with juicy cock and swinging balls is taking over you. I hope the way that you’re drooling means you’re ready to explore that hunger with cum eating instructions!Cum Eating Instructions

 

It’s so cute how hesitant some guys are when they first admit to me that they’re curious about tasting cum. Some get curious through their own explorations, some get curious through cuckolding, but few resist their curiosities once they get the balls to ask me to talk them into slurping up their own mess. All you have to say is, “I’m interested in cum eating instructions,” and I’ll be thrilled to jump right in.

I’ve heard a lot of filthy fantasies before, but when someone swerves into wanting to be a cum dumpster it is an absolute treat for me. I love encouraging men to taste their own jizz and eventually exploring wanting to guzzle cumloads from someone else. It’s natural to be curious, but it’s always a pleasant surprise when someone who was resistant to the idea of eating cum before realizes that they like it!

I can’t tell you the number of men who go from tasting a couple of drops of their own cum to wanting to know what it’s like to have someone else bust a load of jizz in their mouths in just a few calls. It can be such a quick jump from simple cum eating instructions and encouragement to them begging for a cummy protein shake straight from the source.

Are you up next to explore your hunger for cum with me? I hope so! Call 1-888-662-6482 and ask for Georgie

Cock Sucking Phone Sex with Irelynn

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Have you ever had such a mind-blowing orgasm from having your cock sucked? Whether you are circumcised or not, there are many methods I can think of to suck that cock with cock sucking phone sex. It is one of my favorite sex acts really… I can be such a total slut. All you got to do is provide moisture… A lot of moisture. I can do role-playing with it as well, two of my favorite things paired together create so many different sensations! Maybe your wife or girlfriend does not want to put out that mouth. They are too busy or they are simply not interested anymore… But that is okay, because I am. I can take care of you… I can be your good little cock-sucking mistress that nobody has to know about.

Cock Sucking Phone Sex

Many men I know love a good cock sucking, I have sucked many cocks. If you want, I can get down on my knees and suck that cock and I can stuff it down my throat so far too. Swallowing is my specialty. Your partner may not be so interested but I have plenty of experience. I can suck it all dainty-like, or I can drool on it and make a total mess with my mouth, slobber just dribbling down my face. Soft, sensual, and careful, may be how you want it. I will make sure to pay attention to all of the parts of your cock. I can caress your balls, rub them on my face, I can smack them (if you want) and do anything extra that you request. I can be your dirty little cock sucking secret!
Come have some fun cock sucking phone sex with me! I would love to please you, baby. Just give Irelynn a call at 1-888-662-6482! You may follow me on Twitter @IrelynnIs or shoot me an email at Brattyirelynn@aol.com

Sissy Phone Sex with Irelynn

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One of my favorite topics to blab about is sissy phone sex. I love dressing my sissy boys up and making them all pretty, just so they can get pegged by me. It’s beautiful, it pleases me to witness such entertainment! I will definitely push your limits, sissy boy! Whether it is by my strap-on or another tool like the end of a hairbrush, that would be nice I think, to hear you scream and moan like a bitch. I may let you even worship my feet if you are most subservient. When you engage in phone sex with me, you must cater to my every whim! You must own long-haired wigs, dresses, skirts, purses, make-up, jewelry, and heels. This is the start of your official sissy boy starter kit with me! As my personal sissy boy, your job is to entertain me with your femininity.

Sissy Phone Sex

I can make you jerk yourself off in front of me because I am not touching that thing, but I would certainly love to watch, it is most entertaining to me. Then I can make you eat it. Eat that delicious jizz of yours, pretty boy! Let me hear those slurping noises! If you make a mess with it on the floor, get down there and clean it up! Maybe the sissy boy would like a spanking or maybe he just needs it. I can certainly offer that. It would please me very much to listen to you whimper with every whack. I definitely don’t have sexual relations with boys that pretend to be girls, they don’t deserve it and it is not enough for me personally. If you are ready for me to push your limits, sissy boy, then you must call me immediately for sissy phone sex.

I would love to talk to you! Make my day, and bend to my every request! Call Irelynn at 1-888-662-6482!

 

Fetish Phone Sex with Brooke

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Some mornings, before I even get up, I’ll play with my nipples, and put my fingers in my pussy to see how wet I am. I wonder who might be calling in for obedience training that day. I’ll touch myself a little faster and a little deeper, feeling my fingers get soaked with my sweet pussy juice. I wonder if any of my regulars will call, and recall those past phone calls that were really hot! The dirtier and nastier the memory, the more I’ll cum all over my sheets!! It feels like I’ve got a little devil on one shoulder and a little angel on the other. The devil always wins! I then go online and try to be cool, stay calm and just wait for it, wait for it. lol. In reality, I wanna grab everything I see by the short and curlies.! lol On those exceptional days I love getting fetish phone sex calls. They’re usually the down and dirtiest calls.

Fetish Phone Sex

My caller leaves very satisfied, and sometimes I do too!! Since I’m in the “pleasure” business, it’s a match made in heaven! I get to have sex with multiple men every day! OK, it’s fetish phone sex or “whatever the fuck you want” phone sex, but it still feels so fucking good. Call it whatever you like or maybe it doesn’t need to be labeled at all, that’s up to you. Just remember this. when you call and ask to speak with me, be prepared to let go of all of your inhibitions and let your freak flag fly! Referring to the moment a person with unconventional manners or mode of life feels comfortable being himself/herself in front of others. It’s when we allow ourselves to no longer be ashamed of our own wicked personality. (don’t you love that word?) WICKED, it rolls off this tongue like champagne and Guylian chocolates!! Yum! That made me sweat and wet the crotch of my panties, want to smell them? ha ha ha. Seriously, If there are any of you out there that want to raise your freak flag (and freak cocks) with me then listen up!! Grab your cell phone and don’t be a pussy, Call me and we can mingle our freak sides together.!! Lose your inhibitions with me on fetish phone sex call. You’ve got nothing to lose right?? Ahhhh yes. Yes, you.

Call me at 1 888 662 6482 and ask for Brooke for fetish phone sex

Cheating Wife Phone Sex with Caroline

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I do love my husband, that’s for sure, but like any other long-term relationship, we definitely have our problems. We do have a bit of an open arrangement, but that doesn’t mean that sometimes I don’t feel like being spiteful. Hubby does plenty to piss me off, so the very least I can do to work off my angry wife energy is to engage in some super hot cheating wife phone sex!

Cheating Wife Phone Sex

There’s no doubt that even if I’m not mad at my husband on the day you call me for cheating wife phone sex, I’m sure I can tap into something he’s done to make me angry and find the desire to be unfaithful to him. There’s no better way to be a vengeful wife than to wrap my left hand around a hard cock that doesn’t belong to my husband and watch while some thick, hot, gooey cum slides down my fingers and all over that wedding ring! It’s even better knowing that later on when I see my husband I’m going to run that hand down his face while I smile and tell him I’m happy he’s home. Only you and I will know why I’m smiling at him so much.

It’s a naughty thrill, that’s for sure. I just can’t help but want to be a naughty wife every now and then. I always have to pretend to be such a perfect wife and mom, so why wouldn’t I want to let my hair down and be a bad girl? I just love the idea of getting my naughty jollies off through cheating wife phone sex, so if you’re into watching a married woman defy her vows with you, call 1 888 662 6482 and ask for Caroline. I’m happy to share my husband’s good fortune with you!

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