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Why do I swallow?  There are many reasons, and a MAN would be able to think of some themselves.  But if you’re a BOY, and need it explained, here goes.

I DON”T LIKE JIZZ IN MY HAIR DUDE.  For realz, I know you’ve watched porno and think you’re like porno stud, and maybe you’re even thinking you’re being considerate when you avoid my cute phone sex teen mouth and decide to drop your hot steaming load on my face.  After all, maybe I don’t like swallowing and you’re a new dick to me.  Hey I get that.

But I can’t go home with jizz on my clothes.  Or more importantly in my awesome hair.  The parental units will be like, Shyann, is that jizz in your hair, and I’ll be all no, it’s not, I tripped and fell in a puddle of snot, now I have to go upstairs and WASH THIS FUCKING JIZZ OUT OMG1111!!!!!!!!111!1!1

*sigh*  I swallow because my MAN deserves it.  His cock needs something warm and wet wrapped around it as often and for as long as possible, and my bratty phone sex teen mouth is just one of the choices on the menu.  And when I look up and see his happy face, and he knows that as far as oral goes, I have no taboos  then it’s worth the rug burn on my knees.

Because I can cover up rug burn with my school girl phone sex stockings.  If I try to cover up jizz in my hair I’ll look like a bank robber.

So if you’re a BOY, and I’m sucking your dick, and I think you’re going to pull out, don’t be surprised if you feel my teeth closing in.  If you’re a MAN and I’m sucking your dick, well… that’s the way the world should be.  LOL

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greetings deviants. i hope my phone sex blog post finds you immersed in kinky perversions & wicked pleasures & pains. i’m lots of things; a phone sex whore, a student, a music lover, a people watcher, a writer, a painter & a pervert. always a pervert. always the one who would seek more, be nastier, be more creative. my fetishes are dark. yours are as well. i know what you tell me. i know what we discuss. or maybe its what you want to say. have you been to shy to call and tell me. to experience no taboos phone sex with a twisted goth girl. extreme fetish phone sex that is nothing if it is not without limits. taboo religious play, blasphemy phone sex, partner in crime roleplay phone sex so intense it feels real. all your twisted nasty phone sex fetishes, all those taboo kinks & extreme desires will be unleashed on me; a pale skinned red lipped gothic slut. my filthy mind is dark & deviant, my limits are none; care to join me on the dark side?

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No Taboo Phone Sex

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Most I know stick to the main streets. The hum of the street lights giving them the illusion of safety. Myself I am lured to the alleyways. For its in that dark alley that my heart races. Where the glow of the street light does not reach. Keeping everything in obscurity. Never knowing what shall be lurking in the shadows. I suppose that is what draws me to the taboo phone sex calls. For its during those extreme phone sex calls that the darkness can be reenacted. Will I be the accomplice or the sacrifice in some indescribable act of extreme abandon?

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18teen Phone Sex

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I just walked in on my Old Man having sex with someone else!  This is awesome!! LOLOLOLOL  Now a lot of you guys into the tease and denial phone sex calls, or blackmail fetish think that he might be in trouble, but no.  We have a deal that we can fuck other people, but I knew being a cute phone sex coed I get more action than he does, but he occasionally has stories to tell.

So I think it’s totally hot that I walked in on him having not roleplay phone sex with his cleaning lady, but real honest to jeebus dick in pussy action with her!  I almost laughed out loud but caught myself.  I hid around the corner and watched and he did a pretty good job.  She was closer to his age than I am, so that’s cool if he wants to feed his cock a MILF every now and then.  We always say it makes us appreciate the other person a little more.

But he totally went to town on her!  Face down ass up, and as he was getting into it, his cute teddy bear belly shaking, he lifted his foot up and put it on her head!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I taught him that, dude!!!   HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So yeah, he fucked his maid.  Which is awesome.  Because I’m going to go to the sexy store down the street and buy myself a little French Maid number, and surprise him with it.  I’m not going to tell him I know what he was doing until I beg him to put his foot on my head while we doggy fuck!  I gotta get him in front of a mirror though, so I can see the expression on his face.

But before I head to the store, I’ve got some time for some 18teen phone sex, anything goes style.  Who wants to be my warm up guy?

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Yes, I am a member of the mile high club.  Did you think your Goth Phone Sex Mommy wouldn’t have that crossed off her list?  For shame!

It was a red eye flight that wasn’t booked very heavy.  Lots of space between passengers, so it was easy to get up and move around the cabin.  So when I saw an interesting stranger who obviously needed his blanket straightened, it was a simple matter to join him in the seat next to his, do that favor for him, and then stretch out (as much as airline seating will allow LOL) under your own.

After some small talk and the confident realization that we will never see each other again, I could with confidence put my hand on his crotch.  A deft unbutton and unzipping procedure and his cock flopped out in my hand. 

I’m not a size queen per se, but a bigger cock is definitely better.  Too big and it’s too much work to keep hard, to small and it’s as much work keeping that little thing inside you or in your hands.  This gentleman was just right.

We talked and I stroked.  Flying is a stressful way to travel with hall the departure times and bag inspections to deal with.  In my fellow traveler I saw someone who needed your alternative phone sex mommy’s unique talents.

Before long, he was relaxed and subdued, all the tension having left his shoulders.  I knew it wouldn’t be long before the tension left his nether region as well, and about the time I thought it, thick pumps of semen were coating my hand and his airline blanket.

It made for a lovely flight.  I cleaned him up discreetly and then we exchanged fake phone numbers.  Or at least, I know mine was fake.  I didn’t bother calling his.  I mean, Toronto?  Seriously?

So if you’re feeling tense and you need the kind of attention that only your Mommy Bianca can give, release that lovely cock into the air and call me.  We’ve got plenty of time before we land, and I promise we will fill your mile high fantasy and have you flying high by the time we’re done with our role-play phone sex.

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

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I support our troops.  Being handed over to your boyfriend’s brother to fuck after he gets home from the war will do that to a girl.  Make the cock in question a big black cock, and you don’t have to tell me my patriotic duty!

I’m a size queen, I admit it.  But I am FAR from monogamous.  But apparently for brothers, they’re pretty close.  LOL He had a completely different style of fucking, but trust me, once that big black dick gets inside you, it doesn’t matter what they do with it.  It’s like magic, you just start cumming and cumming over and over again.  My BBC fetish callers know this.

In fact, he looks so good in his uniform; you know what I’m going to do?  I’m going to make him put it on, the real dressy uniform, you know?  And then I’m going to get on my knees and worship that big black dick like a white girl is supposed to. 

Call me and I’ll tell you the details!

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I’m like, the last person to figure out that you can fuck the mechanic and get a better deal on car repairs, right?  That figures.  If I wasn’t so busy playing with my pussy during all these mutual masturbation phone sex calls, I’d learn these things.  So, yeah.  Make the mechanic cum and you get a big discount.

My dad gets me this fixer-upper car for me so I can stop borrowing the family cars.  He got a real deal on it, if you know what I mean.  He got screwed, if you don’t know what I mean.  He took it up the ass, if you’re into that sort of thing.  Because while he thinks he got a sweet deal, I have to pay to get the thing fixed up!  Dude!  I’m the one getting screwed!   And not in the good way, either!

So I take it to the shop, prepared with what me dad told me to say, and some young buck walks up and sees me in my cute phone sex teen outfit, and thinks he can pull one over on the chick, right?  Well, my dad made me memorize what was wrong with the car before I drove it to the place, so I’d know if they were making shit up, and adding unnecessary stuff to the bill.  Sure enough, he mentions some extra stuff that he needs to fix, but he can give me a deal if he can check under my hood.  Somehow I think he wants more than just the tease and denial; I think he wants the whole shebang.

Tough luck kid, you’re too young for me, is what I should’ve said.  But I asked to talk to the owner, and out comes this GORGEOUS older man, grey at the temples, drying his hands.  I tell him what I know is wrong with the car and could he give it a look over.  The young buck goes back to work on some hot rod and the older dude comes back and says yep, that’s just about it.

PROVING THAT THE YOUNG KID IS LYING OMG.  I ask the dude if we can talk in his office, and I know the kid mechanic is staring to sweat.  When we get there I explain that I don’t have enough money, but perhaps we could work something out?  LOLOL

Oh hell yeah.  I came twice.  And one of them happened when the kid walked in.  LOLOL   I loved looking him right in the eye while I was grinding on his boss’s dick.  Older men just know how to fuck.  I’m sorry, that’s all there is to it.  What did the kid think he was going to do, lick my bean a little then pump me twice and jizz?  No, Sir.  I’ll take them older and knowledgeable.  Gave the garage owner my number, so if you call me for your usual does of bratty teen phone sex, I might be moaning and groaning for my new friend.

Because I know I would’ve gotten a discount from the kid, sure.

But I fucked the owner and now the work is FREE!!!!!111!!111!   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann! 

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Mommy Phone Sex

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Well, that was pretty hot if I do say so myself.  Mommy Bianca doesn’t do anything she doesn’t truly enjoy, but I must say this last family play caller I had got me really worked up.

He went beyond the alternative phone sex mommy status I normally have and wanted something a little more from the taboo phone sex side of things.  Of course, kink, perverted and taboo are all subjective terms.

But that’s my specialty, so that when my caller said he didn’t want merely Mommy phone sex, but one big family affair, I was delighted!  He really got off on the idea that the family that plays together stays together, and the idea that such sexual contact between family members is considered taboo by society added an additional thrill.

Your Mommy Bianca would never judge you, my dear poppets, but to tell you of some of the things we did during our long, long family play phone sex call might push you away!  LOL So I’ll tell you this much:  my darling boy and I were part of the average nuclear family, a mommy, daddy and a son and daughter.  And believe me when I say that we take our children’s education VERY seriously.  And after teaching our children what we want them to do.. er.. KNOW (LOL), we watch them practice on each other before joining them for some true family love.  No, I will not tell you who he was and who I was in the fantasy.

Don’t be ashamed if you want to know more, or if this arouses you.  Fantasy is a safe place to play, and I’ll always play with you.  Mommy Bianca is here for you, whether you need to be her son or husband.  Just remember, this family is always in bed by ten o’clock… 🙂

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

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My boss is at it again.  I didn’t think he was the cuckold fucker he turned out to be when I fucked a co-worker in his office, but he’s been hands off since then.  The only problem is, he wants another show.

I’m running out of people to fuck at work.  LOL This is not normally a problem, but we have kind of a small staff.  LOL Luckily, there’s always my fellow bartender with the long lean dick (white, but nobody’s perfect).  But when I approached him about a repeat performance, he was like, I can’t I’ve already had sex today.

Excuse me???  I’ve got a rocking body, you know my pussy’s tight, and I’m offering you sex right fucking now, and you’re saying I’m out of luck?  This is why I like big black cock, specifically big black dick, because they are always ready to go.

So I turned it into a mutual masturbation thing.  Sat right on his fucking desk and squirted on his desk calendar.  He kept trying to touch, but I think he wanted me to slap him away.  Like you cuckold losers, he gets off on NOT getting off.  Or rather, not getting pussy. 

If he actually got off, I don’t know, because I nutted and went back to work.  LOL

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I used to host sex parties until they just became too much trouble.  Sooner or later the Drama Llama rears its ugly head and someone’s angry at someone else when the evening was going just fine up until then.  Then there’s a scene, and someone who’s not even involved has to go move their car so that an angry couple can go the hell home.  LOL

Mature phone sex is so much easier on the nerves.  But as your phone sex mommy I have a suggestion for your next group activity.  I wouldn’t be the phone sex teacher I am without imparting some wisdom now would I?

Adult hide and seek was always a hit at Mommy Bianca’s.  The rules are only a little different.  Generally everyone starts out nude or at least, at the lingerie-or-less level.  One person is “it,” but they shouldn’t worry as that shouldn’t last long.  LOL  Lights out and everybody scampers off into pairs and groups all through the house. 

Now when the person who is It happens upon an unsuspecting tangle of people doing… well, whatever people do when it’s dark and they’re in a cramped space, they have the option of cutting in.  One person then becomes it, and has to go searching for the other hidden people.

There is no “base.”  There is no loser.  LOL  The game doesn’t end until everyone ends up back in the kitchen because that’s where all parties end up all over the world.

You see?  I am not just the greatest Phone sex Mommy in the world, I am also the perfect hostess!  And if you’d like to talk to me more about party planning, or hell, just some cheap phone sex, then give me a call.  You’re it!

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

I hope you are up for the challenge!

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So about the time I was out of college and into the swingers scene, I got picked up a lot and did a lot of picking up of my own.  One I’ll always remember was Car Boy. 

This was before I was instructing young men in their sexual prowess and sending them out in the world to please other welcoming women.  No, this was when I was only starting to identify the problem.  Some men just don’t get it.  Car Boy was one of these.

Car magazines.  Car television shows.  Talking about getting a new valvanator for his 5.0 whatever it was.  The car stereo.  The car stereo speakers.  Taking out the back seat to replace said back seat WITH car stereo speakers.  We dated maybe two weeks, a handful of times.  We’d already fucked, as I need to get that out of the way early.  If you’re a lousy lay, I need to KNOW.  LOL

I knew it was over when he pulled up behind me by coincidence at a red light one night.  Complete happenstance.  He tapped his horn, but I knew it was him from the incoming sound of music.  Car Boy had so many speakers in his car that not only could I hear him coming, but his headlights dimmed to the beat of the music from pulling that much juice from the battery.

So as usually happens when I’m about to break up with someone, I started fucking with them.  And you know that your phone sex mommy has no mercy.  I lifted up my skirt on the way to dinner to play with myself, a little tease and denial as an appetizer. 

Motherfucker didn’t want me messing up the car seats. 

Ok.

Cut to a long road trip.  He’s implying through bad innuendo that he would like some road head.  You know what road head is, right?  That’s when the girl contorts herself into an impossible position to give a half assed blowjob while the guy drives.  If you have cruise control, you can switch roles.  But I digress.

I’ve learned the hard way that flaunting one’s sexual experience can be a hand grenade to a relationship.  And poppets, to this phone sex mistress, road head is for amateurs.  I had him pull over and drive a country road in the middle of nowhere to find a secluded spot.  I had decided fuck him, and fuck his car.

So I did. 

Got him nice and hot with some teasing, skirt came off, no panties to speak of, straddled his stick shift (the car’s not his) and used his car as a $35,000 dildo.  That’s right, I fucked his car by putting the stick shift inside me.  Repeatedly.  It actually felt good after a while, but what I enjoyed right away were the howls of protestation that I was ruining his car by sliding up and down the gearshift.  The bulbous head helped force out a good bit of fluid with each extraction, so I got the base of the gear pretty messy.

I didn’t come, but I didn’t care.  I made noises like I did, and he was pretty familiar with the faking it sounds, even though he always thought he was pretty good in the sack.  You cheap phone sex lovers know what I sound like when I really come.  It wasn’t like that.

I pulled off of the gearshift with a squelch and plopped back onto my seat and said we could resume the trip.  He swore a blue streak trying to drive and clean his car at the same time.

I didn’t tell him I had to pee afterwards.  I let him find out another way.  LOL  I rented a car for the drive back and enjoyed being single again for a while.

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

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MILF Phone Sex

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What is the point of softcore porn?  Can someone explain this to me?  I would love to be the student for just this once so I can learn the purpose of this product and who it’s for.  Speaking as a frequently laid MILF, I simply do not understand. 

You can’t even fucking see anything.  How does this get anyone actually hot?  Tits and man-ass are fine, but if that’s the only thing on the visual menu, well… I’ve seen it.  You can change the angle all you want, it’s still tits and man-ass (preferably on two different people).

Now when I see recognizable porn performers doing softcore, I know that they actual shot the harder stuff at the same time and needed something to sell to pay-per-view, but even so, do you guys actually jack it to this stuff?  With the guy’s knee in the way of the hoohoo, and the moaning and the tits and the man-ass?  And don’t even get me started on the Japanese stuff.  Why are you digitizing the cock?  I know it’s cock!  Who are you helping??  LOL

Fuck the story; give this goth phone sex mommy the gonzo hardstuff!   I need to see penis and vaginas doing what they’re supposed to do.  That’s what gets my juices flowing, and then I like to take it out on the person watching with me.

Would you like that to be you?  We could see if we have the same clips or movies and then do a mutual masturbation call and talk about what we were watching.  That would be hot. 

But if you ever thought you wanted a girl that enjoyed porn I may just be too much for you.  Because this mature phone sex, phone sex mistress also watches it alone.  That’s right poppets, we have the vote, we have equal pay, and we watch porn. 

I am woman.  Call me and hear me ROAR!  LOL

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

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