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Phone Sex Size Queen

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It’s not the size of the wand, but the magic inside?  Um, no.  I saw this bumper sticker on a car, probably owned by some local magician going to work some brat’s birthday party.

I beg to differ, but the kinds of wands I like do get better the bigger they get.  There’s something about the full feeling that a big dick gives you that just let’s you know that you’re a woman.  Small dicks by comparison are like the difference between reading a sexy story and actually getting your brains fucked out.

So I don’t know what magic trick you’ve got planned, but this hot assistant is going to try to make that gorgeous thing disappear, and I’m hoping that it’s so big that I just can’t do it!  That’s a true slut’s goal.  To find meat so big that it feels like you’re being impaled.

My current boyfriend (but not my only lover) can go balls deep inside me in all three holes, but he knows I need to be filled to bursting.  That’s what his buddies are for.

So if you have a big dick fetish, and like stories about big dick, then call me and I’ll tell you about some of my adventures.  And if you’ve got a big dick yourself, why the hell aren’t you over here?  LOL

 

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell the sweetie that answers that you want to talk to Quinn!

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Forced Bi-sexuality Phone Sex

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I miss having roommates.  Well, that’s not entirely true.  I do and I don’t.  Panty boys and Sissy boys pay close attention.

I kept roommates after college, though they weren’t the same one’s I’d had while taking classes.  Same crowd though.  In fact of the two men I lived with after getting my degree, one of them taught me how to properly fellate a man.

Yes, he taught your Mommy Bianca how to suck a dick.  I mean, I knew how before, but I wasn’t an ARTIST yet.  Watching him go down on our other roommate was like getting a life lesson out of the hottest porn you’ve ever seen.

Yes, they were gay.  I also slept with both of them.  (SCORE!!!  LOL!!!)

What?  I had to practice this technique on SOMEONE.  And let’s be honest, I’d had plenty of roommates where sex was regularly on the table, but these two weren’t going to go straight for me.  One liked to be the top and one the bottom.  So to perfect my strap on technique (for all you strap on phone sex boys out there) I got to play Pretend Top to the bottom boy.  He was never hot for me per se, but he did let me know how my strokes rated.

And the boy who was the top?  That man loved him some ladies underthings.  Panty boys know how delicious the soft silky cotton of women’s panties feels.  And I gave him plenty of mine to borrow and even went shopping with him.  The trade was I’d practice on his dick.  To be fair, he had to close his eyes and pretend I was “Russell” (never found out the story behind that one) but that’s when I learned that only a man knows how a dick works and truly how it needs to be sucked.

And during one forced intoxication evening, I got them inside me.  It was all in the name of science, I tell you.  They just needed to know why all the boys chased me.  Or so I told them.

I learned my lesson when they each wrinkled their noses at me, mid-fuck.  We all laughed and didn’t take it too seriously.  They tried it; they didn’t like it, and went back to humping the hairy asses of other men.  And I took their strap on and blowjob lessons with me around the world.

You’re a panty boy?  Or into forced bi-sexuality?  Then I’ve got an underwear drawer and a strap on with your name on it, baby.

Call me.

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Forced Feminization Phone Sex

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Gotta love happy hour.  The drinks are the right price, and the ass in any given bar multiplies by a factor of four.  So if I’m looking for a sissyboy to fuck up the ass with my strap on, happy hour is the place to be.  Same thing with a good old pantyboy.  Why give my old panties to goodwill when I can have some skinny white dude prance around in them, and then fuck him up the ass too?

And if they’re not really into it, they might like some forced feminization.  Of course, that’s assuming that the forced part is what REALLY gets them off.  I’ve done experiments and the amount of cum is a lot greater the more the man is forced to do something.  True story.

I’ll be at the bar, in a tee shirt and daisy dukes.  If you’re man enough to let me fuck you, then by all means buy me a drink.  I promise you that you’ll get exactly what I want.

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell the sweetie that answers that you want to talk to Quinn!

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18teen Phone Sex

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I would very much like a time machine.  I have added it to my amazon wish list thankyouverymuch.  If one of you no limits phone sex addicts would get on that for me, that would be just lovely.

I plan on getting fucked by cavemen for their animal passion, a roman orgy just for the sheer numbers, and some random Victorian dude just because they were uptight about sex and had to say white meat and dark meat to avoid saying breast and thigh during chicken dinners.

Shyann’s amazing time machine will fit loads of horny taboo phone sex enthusiasts.  We will travel to wherever your fetish phone sex heart desires and totally get you laid.  Then we’ll like go back further and make it where it didn’t happen so she doesn’t get pregnant.

And after I drop all you laid motherfuckers off to sleep in your own homes, I’m going back in time so that I can be the person that invents cheap phone sex!!  Then I’ll be rolling in cash and you can all have rooms in my mansion when I get back.

If that sounds good, then get to work on that time machine.  I’m tying my hair in a pony tail so the cavemen can sling me around as we speak.  LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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18Teen Phone Sex

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OK, seriously, your four kids need to shut the fuck up.  If they don’t, I’m going to start a coed phone sex call right beside their tender little ears.  Then you’ll REALLY hear some screaming.

I mean, seriously?  Four kids??  You don’t need any more kids than you have hands.  Maybe you’ve got some serious blowjob skills because other than that, no man I know is going to lay your Moby Dick sized ass.  EVERYONE IN THE MALL KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE BECAUSE THEY WON’T SHUT UP.

If I thought you could keep a man with mothering skills like that, I’d steal him away from you.

OMG shopping today for new panties was SUCH a chore.  Can you tell??  LOLOLOLOLOL  I mean, I wasn’t even going to indulge my infamous panty fetish until this fat chick and her four little rug apes started following me wherever I went.

But now I’m home and ready for your fetish phone sex calls!  Let’s get it started!

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18Teen Phone Sex

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I want everyone out there to know that I support our troops.  And if you’re in Egypt or wherever and getting shot at, you can call me on the phone, and you’ll definitely get the best cheap phone sex of your life.  And just to honor your service I promise that you’ll get some awesome phone fucking.

I think that’s what being an American is all about.  Being able to have all the no limits phone sex that you want without the KGB coming after you or some shit.  Like just the other day, I found out this guy from my neighborhood just got back from Egypt or wherever and I was like, even though he’s a BOY and nowhere near my favorite age for fucking, I’m going to go over there and lay it on him.

So yeah, even though he wasn’t an older man, all that pent up frustration from only having goats over there to fuck made for some pretty good sexing.  I was happy, and I’m not normally pleased with guys my own age in the sack.

So here’s to being an American, kinky phone sex, and our troops all over the world!  Shyann says grab your dick and dial with pride!

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Phone Sex Mistress

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Auntie Bianca isn’t submissive, but she likes boys who are.  They’re fun to play with.  But occasionally, in the training of her poppets, she’ll take on the role.  It’s a necessary step in creating a confident, dominant man.  And when he REALLY gets it, then you get those rare occasions when it’s not an act on my part.

But in my younger days, I bounced around the BDSM spectrum.  In college I had a ton of friends and fuckbuddies in the theatre department.  One year they put on a show about the Marquis de Sade, and while I couldn’t be in the show (business major) I got to hang out backstage.  If you call a role play as a backstage sex slave “hanging out…”

I was dating a girl in the show, and she explained that there’s a character that has to lust after her throughout the whole thing, eternally sexually frustrated.  She asked for my help, because he had to have an erection visible through his costume the entire time.

So I was installed backstage, naked from the waist down, arms tied above my head, and available for the boy to plug into in order to maintain his constant state of arousal.  He could never come, and despite the humiliation intended I thought it was pretty hot.  After curtain he got to get rid of his problem and then they cut me loose.  I never did tell her that when they were both on stage I was getting used by other members of the cast.  I might be your mature phone sex queen, but I’ve never been very faithful.  LOL

But the hottest thing was just being a piece of property that people had to walk by to get to somewhere else, with little regard for me unless I was being used at the time.  THAT’S humiliation, and I did enjoy it.  And when I get a taboo phone sex caller who needs humiliation, that’s one of the experiences that I draw on.

If you need me to be submissive, I can do that.  But eventually, it WILL be your turn.

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18Teen Phone Sex

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There is no better feeling than being naked.  Hippies were right baby, clothing is for squares, and if I had my choice, say in the anything goes phone sex world of my dreams, I’d have been a hippie but without the fucked up hair.  I mean, I can’t live without conditioner!

Dude, you were born naked!  So was I!  It’s like something we have in common (except that we both like to FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)  so in my perfect world, we’d all be naked as jaybirds.  I have never seen a jaybird, but apparently their dick hangs out.

But in Shyannland, no one would wear a thing, and we’d have to put suntan oil on each other which would lead to fucking, which would lead to after-fucking fucking, which would lead to naps.  This is my perfect world.  Also, there would be cheap phone sex for everybody, if for some reason you were some social reject who couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a pocket full of pardons.

The plane for Shyannland is leaving at Gate 69!  Call me for tickets!  LOLOLOLOL

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Phone Sex Size Queen

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There is nothing hotter than a guy who can dance.  Well, a guy with a big dick who can dance is probably even better.

See, I’m a size queen, and as we all know, size is the most important thing in a potential lover.  I’ve fucked length and I’ve fucked girth.  I’ve tried to fuck small dicks, but it’s so hard to get it in that I usually just give up.  But small dicked men can still come, and if they like small penis humiliation or have a small cock fetish, then I’m the cheap phone sex chick to call.

But when you watch a guy dance, it’s a good indication of how he’ll be in bed.  Now don’t get me wrong, I’ve had great lovers who couldn’t dance.  But a guy who CAN will be awesome in bed.  True story.  It’s all in how you use your body and in your enjoyment of it.  A woman knows that you will probably be able to do the same thing in bed without being self conscious.  And if there’s a nice big cock to unleash when you’re home then that’s even better!

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell the sweetie that answers that you want to talk to Quinn!

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Mommy Phone Sex

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Oh, I’m sorry, were you saying something?  I’m horribly easy to distract, I’m afraid.  And if we’re out together it’s not because I’m not interested in you or what you have to say, at least we hope not, poppet.

I just have a bad habit of people watching.  I look at the men in the bar and try to imagine their cock size (I’m a bit of a size queen), or whether there might be some frilly panties under their clothes, like my panty boys.  Or perhaps a nice snug diaper for some of Mommy Bianca’s adult baby play…

Women are a different sort.  I think of their potential prowess with a strap-on (I do strap-on phone sex, remember) and whether the men that they’re with might be sissy boys and enjoy some forced bi-sexuality with a toy up their bum.

And then after all that, I have to consider if they’d be any good in bed with me.  LOL  It’s exhausintg, I tell you!

So please don’t be insulted if you find me glancing away while we’re out at dinner.  The hottest thing to ever happen to you might be after you ask the question, “Penny for your thoughts…”

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

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18Teen Phone Sex

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You want to know how I spent Father’s Day!  LOL  Not dressed, that’s for sure.  OK, we totally had to go out to eat with the family at a steakhouse, my dad’s favorite place, actually.  And I’m like, we should take him to Hooters or a strip club or a whorehouse if we really loved him, but NO he gets cooked cow served by fat waitresses and then missionary sex for fifteen minutes.

The fathers of the world deserve more, dammit!  My commitment to this cause is the sole reason I snuck out of the house in pigtails and a schoolgirl skirt.  Armed with an all day sucker, I made my way to my Old Man’s house who, his kids having moved out long ago, is still a father.  And rather than cologne or a new tie, I gave him what every Father wants.  Tight teen twat.

Oh hell yeah, I do the age play phone sex thing, and he’s really started to warm up to it.  But my no limits attitude is making him enjoy the Daddy aspect of our role play too!  He totally made me his darling little girl that night, and I did everything he said to do, just like an obedient little girl should!  I bounced on his knee, then both knees, then his cock, in that order.  I made sure to lay completely still during the throatfucking, and gobbled up all of his yummy jizz.

I am more than just a young phone sex girl!  I am Daddy’s Little Girl!  And if you need to know what I’m talking about, just get me something to lick and I’ll meet you at the playground!  LOLOLOL

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Phone Sex MILF

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So in case you haven’t figured it out, Mommy Bianca straddles both worlds.  If you’ll pardon the expression.  It’s no myth, you really can be the professional in the boardroom and the whore in the bedroom.  And while I’ve had my share of office sex, hiked up skirts and after hours bump and grind, the most fun I have was when I was in real estate.

The house is cleaned out, the client is in the new digs across the country or wherever, and it’s up to you to sell the place, based on your skill and professionalism.  That’s all well and good, but I hadn’t quite entered into my MILF-hood, and was interested in doing everything to everyone, should they strike my fancy.

Well I had a boy who loved role-plays, just like my phone sex role-playing boys who call me.  But this guy had it pretty easy.  All he had to do was wait for me call with the new address, a brand new house, cleared out of furniture and me bent over the counter, wet and waiting.  I’m not submissive, I considered it a Dominant act to tell him where to be and when.  And he pretended to be in the market for a new house.

And poppet, we fucked all over three counties.  There was no house that I had under me (HAH!) that we didn’t christen.  The freedom of walking around nude in seemingly someone else’s home was a thrill, the sex was awesome and a free shower to clean up in.

And he got to see the transformation from sexcretary role-play to the hungry whore on her knees…. The glasses off, the hair comes down, the skirt comes off and the cock goes in.  Once or twice we called over some swinger friends for an impromptu party SORRY house showing.  LOL

I still have my license, you know.  And a couple of properties that I rent out.  Your alternative phone sex mommy knows how to handle her money…  Are you looking to make an investment?  May I recommend a new home?  You’ll find they’re very satisfying….

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