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So about the time I was out of college and into the swingers scene, I got picked up a lot and did a lot of picking up of my own.  One I’ll always remember was Car Boy. 

This was before I was instructing young men in their sexual prowess and sending them out in the world to please other welcoming women.  No, this was when I was only starting to identify the problem.  Some men just don’t get it.  Car Boy was one of these.

Car magazines.  Car television shows.  Talking about getting a new valvanator for his 5.0 whatever it was.  The car stereo.  The car stereo speakers.  Taking out the back seat to replace said back seat WITH car stereo speakers.  We dated maybe two weeks, a handful of times.  We’d already fucked, as I need to get that out of the way early.  If you’re a lousy lay, I need to KNOW.  LOL

I knew it was over when he pulled up behind me by coincidence at a red light one night.  Complete happenstance.  He tapped his horn, but I knew it was him from the incoming sound of music.  Car Boy had so many speakers in his car that not only could I hear him coming, but his headlights dimmed to the beat of the music from pulling that much juice from the battery.

So as usually happens when I’m about to break up with someone, I started fucking with them.  And you know that your phone sex mommy has no mercy.  I lifted up my skirt on the way to dinner to play with myself, a little tease and denial as an appetizer. 

Motherfucker didn’t want me messing up the car seats. 

Ok.

Cut to a long road trip.  He’s implying through bad innuendo that he would like some road head.  You know what road head is, right?  That’s when the girl contorts herself into an impossible position to give a half assed blowjob while the guy drives.  If you have cruise control, you can switch roles.  But I digress.

I’ve learned the hard way that flaunting one’s sexual experience can be a hand grenade to a relationship.  And poppets, to this phone sex mistress, road head is for amateurs.  I had him pull over and drive a country road in the middle of nowhere to find a secluded spot.  I had decided fuck him, and fuck his car.

So I did. 

Got him nice and hot with some teasing, skirt came off, no panties to speak of, straddled his stick shift (the car’s not his) and used his car as a $35,000 dildo.  That’s right, I fucked his car by putting the stick shift inside me.  Repeatedly.  It actually felt good after a while, but what I enjoyed right away were the howls of protestation that I was ruining his car by sliding up and down the gearshift.  The bulbous head helped force out a good bit of fluid with each extraction, so I got the base of the gear pretty messy.

I didn’t come, but I didn’t care.  I made noises like I did, and he was pretty familiar with the faking it sounds, even though he always thought he was pretty good in the sack.  You cheap phone sex lovers know what I sound like when I really come.  It wasn’t like that.

I pulled off of the gearshift with a squelch and plopped back onto my seat and said we could resume the trip.  He swore a blue streak trying to drive and clean his car at the same time.

I didn’t tell him I had to pee afterwards.  I let him find out another way.  LOL  I rented a car for the drive back and enjoyed being single again for a while.

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I have to tell you all a story that’s sure to make you laugh! Or at least giggle a little. Whatever.

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All the guys, who’ve known me for awhile, told me that they didn’t think I was the kinda girl who’d use a strap on on a guy. Isn’t that crazy? Shows how much those fuckers know! *Giggles*

I love fucking a guy with my strap-on! Which is something all my strap on phone sex callers know, right? *Winks*

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I have burnt out yet another phone from all of these cheap phone sex calls!  It’s like these things melt in my hands.  I guess you guys are just that HOT!  Oh, what am I talking about; I’m the hot one, that’s why you call me, right?  That and the fact that it’s completely safe!

That’s right, I’m your cum guzzler, I’m your girl next door, I’m your creampie lover!  You can cum inside me baby, it’s ok.  The only thing pregnant will be my phone bill!  LOL

Of course the safest sex of all is the kind where you don’t get any at all.  That’s when I’m in charge and you’re the cuckold.  And that’s most of the time.  I mean, it’s my specialty!  Making sure that you know that the good stuff I’ve got will never, ever be on your cock just drives you cuckold fetishist crazy, and it must be working because you keep calling me back again and again and again.

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So yeah, I’m flexible.  And if you want to know exactly how flexible I am, just give me a shout! 

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ok detour there back to the hotel room.
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You can’t even fucking see anything.  How does this get anyone actually hot?  Tits and man-ass are fine, but if that’s the only thing on the visual menu, well… I’ve seen it.  You can change the angle all you want, it’s still tits and man-ass (preferably on two different people).

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Would you like that to be you?  We could see if we have the same clips or movies and then do a mutual masturbation call and talk about what we were watching.  That would be hot. 

But if you ever thought you wanted a girl that enjoyed porn I may just be too much for you.  Because this mature phone sex, phone sex mistress also watches it alone.  That’s right poppets, we have the vote, we have equal pay, and we watch porn. 

I am woman.  Call me and hear me ROAR!  LOL

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I’m used to the dirty looks when I walk into my kids’ school.  The female teachers, the secretary, even some of the female students.  I try to dress some what conservatively when I go in, but I guess there’s just a sexual air about me that this phone sex MILF can’t get rid of.  Oh, who am I kidding, I don’t want to get rid of it 🙂

Just the same as some of the females give me suspicious looks (or glares), the men are looking also.  They’re looking at my long legs, my round breasts, my seductive eyes and that’s why I also do live cams in sites like chaturbate online.  I just have to laugh when they start to trip over their words when they speak to me.  Especially when they’ve called me to come in for a conference due to something one of my teenagers did 😉  I must admit, sometimes I wonder if they pick just to find a reason to call.  I know it’s always nice to have a big tit milf around 😉  Plus, it’s fun to toy with them.

Sometimes I wonder what they would do if they came across our cheap phone sex website and saw me there, in all my glory.  Would they ask me about it?  Or would they run for the phone?  lol  I can’t imagine anything more entertaining then being able to be a seductive housewife helping them live out their fantasies with them.  I imagine there’d be a lot more conferences after that 😉

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