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Mature Phone Sex

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Spit or Swallow?  The debate rages on.  Your Auntie Bianca, as you know from her intense mature phone sex calls is indeed a swallower.  It’s a matter of taste, really.  And I’ve had some truly awful ejaculate in my mouth over the years.  But I think it’s a woman’s duty to swallow, provided the man hasn’t just indulged in an asparagus binge.

Let’s think about it.  Do you have any idea the effort a man goes through during sex?  The hips thrusting nonstop, the mental anguish of performance (not just doing a good job as a lover but holding off as long as he can), the needy clinginess of his partner once he’s fucked her like she’s never been fucked before?  Truly, men have it more difficult sexually than women.

A woman just has to lie there.  Not that I recommend it.  A woman who’s a good lay doesn’t just lie there.  Most women have no idea of the physical effort until they wear their first strap on (calm down bisexual fetish boys, I don’t mean you).  I sure didn’t.  After I got done wearing my first strap on, my hips hurt and I was exhausted.  I determined then and there to reevaluate my opinion on men and the work they do in bed.  As a result, I swallow almost every time.  They simply deserve it.

Coming inside warm wet flesh is what every cock wants.  It’s what it’s built for, and if it can’t be your cunt, for whatever reason, then you need to wrap your lips around that thing and suck, girl (calm down forced feminization fetish boys, I don’t mean you).  If taste is an issue, then cut out the red meat, add more fruit and for the love of god NO ASPARAGUS.  It’s like battery acid.  Ugh.

But barring that?  Your phone sex Mommy wants every last drop of what you’ve got, lover…

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

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Margaritas, happy hour and hot company equals a very good time for this big dick lover.  And amazingly, the big dicks weren’t involved at all!  The four of us were at the local Mexican place for drinks and appetizers.  I’m not into Hispanic men really, but my favorite big black dick likes looking at Latina ass, so that’s cool.

Anyway, it’s me, my BFF BBC, my best female friend Lindsey, and her current cock of the month.  He’s a white guy, and while I haven’t’ seen his dick, I’ve heard stories.  Lindsey’s a bit of a size queen like me.  Birds of a feather flock together, I guess!

Well, I wasn’t driving, but I sure wasn’t slamming them back like Lindsey was.  As always happens, the conversation turned to sex.  The guys are going on and on about seeing two strippers fake-play with each other on stage a few nights back.  Apparently, the argument was that my guy would rather watch slightly uglier girls do nastier things, and Lindsey’s guy would rather see hotter chicks doing less.

Darlin’, I don’t have a dog in this hunt, but Lindsey started getting into it.  She used to dance before having her baby, and she always made bank on her nights at the club.  She’s telling them that they need to find nasty AND hot chicks, like her.  The guys are egging her on, asking her to put up or shut up, and then finally Lindsey slinks down under the booth and pushes my knees apart.  I didn’t expect to get some head until later, but I’ll take it when I can get it!  I’m easy like Saturday morning, and my hot phone sex availability proves it!

I mean, she’s not doing it half-assed, either.  She’s really going to town down there, and I can’t react from the waist up or the jig’s up.  And it’s a shame too, because she hasn’t gone down on me in ages, and this bitch knows what she’s doing!  The guys are laughing and toasting each other, and the waitress came back for refills at least once.  Lindsey’s tiny enough that she didn’t get noticed ass up underneath the tablecloth. 

And then I came, hard as anything, and she slid back up into her seat looking like the cat that ate the canary.  The look in her eyes told me that the boys were going to get the equivalent of a 2 girl phone sex call , except it was going to be for real!

Check, please! 

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18Teen Phone Sex

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I sometimes think that my Old Man is going to develop a heart condition or something from hanging around a cute little young girl voice teen like me.  The first time we fucked he was all out of breath and shit, while I had all this energy.  It was funny, dude.  But I love older men so much, I didn’t care.  And the fact that he stayed with it just won my heart and pussy. 

It’s a good thing that all he had to do for our first few times together was just lie there.  LOL  It was my job to bounce on his cock, and watch his fuzzy belly shake and kiss his bearded face until he came.  It was a lot of work, dude!  That was when he officially became my Old Man.  Divorced and unfucked for so long, he was hornier than any college guy I know.  And we all know that college guys don’t know what they’re doing, right?  Like a hot anything goes phone sex teen like me is going to waste her time with them!

But eventually, my Old Man built up his endurance, and while he’s no gym rat, I love his teddy bear shape and he loves my tight teen pussy.  OMG If my parents ever found out I was dating him they would fucking freak, dude!  Just to throw them off, I date other guys my age, but all I do is tease them.  They don’t know what to do to me anyway, so we only trade bodily fluids occasionally and it gives me great stories to tell my Old Man when I finally see him!  You know the same kind of stories you dirty phone sex guys like to hear! My Old Man love them too!

So now he’s not so much my teddy bear as my bunny rabbit.  Holy shit, dude.  It’s like he’s one of my hot 18teen phone sex callers now, he can’t get enough of me!  He’s got the skillz in the sack, and a cock that lasts for days, so I make sure that he gets taken care of!  So just now that while you may think you’re all that, you’ve got nothing on my Old Man! Or do you? Call me now for some nasty phone sex and let’s find out dude!

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!

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Mommy Phone Sex

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Let’s talk about semen.  I love playing with it, but it wasn’t always that way.  Your Auntie Bianca, Phone Sex Mistress extraordinaire had to get used to it.  To the taste, the texture, the smell, all of it.

But as you’ve placed the cumshot in my hands, as it were, there’s no guarantee what I’m going to do with it.  So if I put my fingers in your mouth after jerking you off, would you clean my fingers off?  Like a good little forced bisexuality fetish boy? 

Or if right at the point of no return, I aim the cock back up at you for a little target practice of my own?  You keep wanting to land it on my pretty face, so do you think what’s good for the goose is good for the gander?

Or how about this:  Auntie Bianca is fine not using a condom, since our cheap phone sex is the best birth control ever.  But even in real life, I like feeling that warm liquid pulse inside me.  So can you blame me if I want to straddle your face and let it drip back down onto your lips, your nose, your eyes and chin?

What?  You got the pleasure, the honor of ejaculating inside me, flesh to flesh contact with the Goth Mommy of Phone sex, and you’re not willing to pay the price?  You get what you want and I GET WHAT I WANT.

Did you think you were in charge?  Oh no, if you want to spill your seed there will be some quid pro quo, and you’d better be prepared for when your climax “comes.”  I promise to let you do whatever you want when you drop your load.  Then I tell you what I’M GOING TO DO.  That’s the point of sensual domination, poppet.

So if you’re ready, if you’re really ready, then get right up to the edge… right to where you feel your balls boiling, tight against your body, ready for release…

And then call me.

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

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Cuckold Phone Sex

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Sometimes I miss my ex-husband.  You know why?  Because he was the biggest fucking cuckold I ever met.  I’d come home smelling like other men, reeking of sex, and he loved it.  I’d keep men over longer and longer each day so he’d catch us together.  I’d outright fuck other men in front of him.  He ate it all up.  Little shit.

 

I missed him so much the other day that I called him.  We used to talk on the phone when it rained.  So when it rained the other day, and I was fucking the shit out of my boyfriend, I called him, and just like you guys, he started beating off, heavy breathing, calling me lame ass names…

Then I hung up.  LOL!  DENIED.

Then when I hadn’t heard from him in a while, I sent him an email with some pictures.  I was choking on a beautiful piece of big black cock meat, my throat straining, my makeup running with the tears.  He may have written me back to see more, but it probably went to my junk folder.

Then I got this great idea!  I’d heard that he was dating someone, so I wrote him a lovely business letter, printed it out on the computer, printed up the envelope and sent it to his workplace. 

In the letter I reminded him the things I was doing with pretty much every cock in the world except his.  And that I had pictures of him watching me get my brains fucked out.  And that I might send some to his new girl, as a partial payment for being a total fucktard of a husband.

And he sent me a check.  To not do it.

We parted “amicably.”  No alimony, no child support, nothing.  I just wanted to get on with my life.  But lo and behold, a check arrives with a note attached begging me not to go through with it.  There’s a dried drop on the letter.  I think he came on it by accident.

So I’m going to call his girl where she works and make up some business or whatever, and then ask her to tell him hi for me.  You think I’ll get another check?

Say hello to your brand new blackmail fetish, you little dick, cuckold loser. 

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Mommy Fetish Phone Sex

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You have always had what they call a mommy fetish ,a lust for an older woman, neighbor, perhaps maybe a teacher and I know you enjoy  it when mommy wears the shortest skirts and flashes all your little friends my sexy panties. You know the way they say things about my long legs and tight ass . You know you’ve thought the same nasty things. You know you fantasize about me  you lay in bed , working that rock hard cock over and over.Do you dream about mommy coming in your room and finishing what you started? It makes me so wet knowing that it’s my pussy you want. Mommy’s good boy has such naughty thoughts about me, don’t you?It’s ok , I understand and you can tell me all about it. Mutual masturbation Mommy will make it all better, I love to get off on a family play phone sex session as much as you do! You do enjoy kinky , live ,cheap phone sex right? We can take your mommy fetish phone sex fantasy and your favorite phone sex roleplay and get you off so hard! Just relax, and tell mommy what you want! Dial 1-888-662-6482 and ask for  Phone Sex Mommy Marla.

18Teen Phone Sex

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I got a virus on my laptop!  Sad Face.  I think I got it from looking at a nasty porn site.  You don’t look at those things, do you?  There’s this nerd at school that I traded a handjob for getting the net nanny off of my fucking laptop so I could surf for some porn.

I mean, I gotta figure out what I like, right?  I don’t wanna be one of those women who have to read magazines with orgasm quizzes in them.  I want to be an expert on and not just on phone sex, but on real sex, and surfing porn is a great way to do it. 

You would just die if I sat on your lap and said let’s look at some porn, wouldn’t you?  I’d start on one leg and point out the chicks with the big boobies (I HEART some big boobies, yo) and all the cocks.  I’ll start talking about the kinds of cocks that I like, and what I like them doing, and then kind of switch to sitting between your legs.  You think you could get some wood going for me?  I’d totally pretend that I couldn’t feel it.  I’d back up against you and grind and shit.

Would you jizz in your pants?  Does a cute little 18teen phone sex slut like me make you nervous?  No need to be nervous, Dude!  I like looking at porn and so should you!  Tell you what, you slip that monster out and let him breathe a little.  I’ve got a couple of favorite sites bookmarked where we can just click and let the files do the work.  Then you can stroke, while I play with my pussy.  And if we can manage it, you can play with me and I’ll work that cock.  Mutual Masturbation anyone?

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MILF Phone Sex

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All this teaching and instruction of men in the proper way to fuck, and the finer things in life (and what could be finer than fucking?) has lead a few people to ask me how this all got started.  I’m not dodging the question, poppet.  It’s just that your Phone Sex Mommy Bianca really doesn’t know.

As far back as I can remember, I have always taken someone else’s idea and gone further with it than they did.  The important point being that I wasn’t the idea’s originator, I was taking it in a direction the person didn’t expect.  Like tree climbing as a kid, but climbing the tree no one would ever try, or going further or higher up than anyone dared.  Or learning how to kiss, and I’m straddling my fellow teenager and hitting the spots on the neck and ear that cause my date a little mess down below.  As I got older, I wasn’t always a follower, obviously.

So when I see potential in a young man that’s a little unfocused or undirected, I can see where he needs improvement.  Or he can show me his natural talent and I can direct it a different way.  One big one I remember was in college. 

Here’s the thing about dating a guy from the art department.  Sooner or later he will ask you to take your shirt off in the name of “art.”  Photography, painting in oils, or sculpture.  Art department boys want to see a tit.  I am not joking.  LOL

But I’m the girl that takes things a little further, right?  So you’re painting me one day while I’m posing, and the next day I’ve bought body paint from the sex shop.  As usual, the penis shrinks in the face of my proffered adventure.  So we painted ourselves that night, and it was pretty hot.  A fun time was had by all.  The next day, I drag some theatre students with me to the studio where he’s working late into the night.  Let me tell you, theatre students don’t shake hands, they shake genitals.  Complete freaks.  Love them.  Anyway, I explain my idea and again, the penis shrinks.  But a few kisses, a few gropes, a few looks over our shoulders as the other kids are getting into it, and I start laying down the sheet on the floor.  Then I start passing out the paints.

We covered each other and ourselves in edible luminous body paint.  One dimmer switch later, and I was in the midst of my hottest college experience.  We were living art.  I mean, what’s more beautiful than sex?  And the sheet?  The sheet underneath us was the map of what we’d done the night before.  Andy Warhol couldn’t have done better.  I hung it up in my dorm room and would look at it and dream.  Eventually, Art Department Kid broke up with me because I was too much for him I think.  But I found like minded cocks and cunts to play with.  And I think that’s why I learned to love the men who would match me in my thinking, and try to coax the shy ones to at least speed up a little.

Are you a leader or a follower?  Do you fuck or get fucked?  Do you need me to instruct you in what panties look best on you, or do you want to show me?  Do you want to prove your pussy eating skills but need help with cocksucking?  I am your phone sex MILF and I will teach you all you need to know as we travel the little road of mature phone sex fantasies together.

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

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My neighbor got an earful last night, the little voyeuristic perv.  So I walked in on my boyfriend yanking it to some big black dick guys fucking Asian chicks on the tv.  I’m cool with porn and we watch it on occasion.  So I ask him if he likes Asian chicks and he’s like, everyone likes Asian girls.

And I’m like, oh really?  ‘Cause there’s a hot Asian chick where I tend bar part time, and she’s fucking gorgeous.  I ask him if he feels like Chinese tonight, and he’s like, hell yeah.

We’re not monogamous at all, since he knows that I stay on good terms with all the big cock boys I’ve dated, for those times when he’s not around.  And if he puts his cock in another chick, that’s cool as long as he tells me about it, in detail!  LOL

So I’m laying the moves on this hot Asian cocktail waitress and it’s on.  She thinks it’s just going to be us, and then I tell her that the gorgeous black stud over there is driving us home, so let’s get our drink on when we close up.

We’re making out in the back seat and totally fucking with him, driving all alone up front, groaning and shit.  But I can’t cuckold my BFF BBC like I do you little dicked losers.  He deserves the best, and his cock needs to be fed.  So we went right in and got down to business.  Like one of my two girl phone sex calls, except it was fucking REAL!

He got the two girl blowjob, went from pussy to pussy with his dick, and totally ate out Tokyo Rose while I rode the cock that owns me.  Then we switched. 

He was a real trouper, and dropped load after load, and this Asian bitch just ate it all up.  Literally!  I’m like, bitch that’s mine and planted a kiss on her, laughing.  Then I hear this groan on the other side of the wall, and I just know that my pervy fucking neighbor has let go of some tiny ass cumshot that I’m going to tease him about the next day.  There’s no way he’d ever have two hot chicks in his bed, but my man gets what he wants, because he gives me what I want, time and time again.

And the best part?  Tokyo Rose works two jobs, like me.  Except hers is in a strip club downtown. She said if we made the drive she’d hook us up for VIP and breakfast.  Oh, hell yeah.  It’s on like Donky Kong. 

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell the sweetie that answers that you want to talk to Quinn!

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18Teen Phone Sex

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I’m not a fag hag, but gay men fucking is the shit.  I mean, gay men aren’t hot to me in general, although there are some that get my motor running.  But put a cock in another guys’ mouth and I’m like, Yes, Sir, I will watch some of that and take notes. 

Srsly!  What better way to learn about cock than from a dude that’s got one.  I mean, he may not realize that pussy is the Holy Fucking Grail, but I would expect that a gay dude knows how to suck a fucking dick.  If my classes were about that, I would never be late or skip class and even ace the exam!

 

I am always looking to brush up my skillz.  I bet I’ve got some guys who’ve sucked some dick in their lives our there.  Call me!  I need your advice and techniques!  I need them to melt in my mouth and not in my hands!  LOLOLOLOLOL

And dude, if you’re secretly thinking about sucking cock, then tell me first, why is it a fucking secret, because sucking cock is the bomb, and then we’ll get some forced-bisexuality going.  You can trust me!  After all, a gay dude taught me how to suck dick!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Had dinner with a dear friend recently.  Never slept with him, and still didn’t after dessert.  I couldn’t do that to him, ruining him for all other women, after he has me… LOLOLOLOL

Seriously, listen to your phone sex Auntie Bianca.  I cultivate friendships with men, as you should with women.  I learn plenty about men from my male friends because they’ll tell me things and explain things without the sex bullshit in the way.  In this way, I’ve learned a lot about men, and a lot about cock.

Tonight’s example, over Bailey’s and coffee after a delicious steak (red meat, mmmmmmm) was blue balls.  Until tonight, I thought teasing a guy, getting him hard and then walking away, leaving him hanging was the colloquial “blue balls.”  Well poppets, Auntie Bianca got schooled.  That’s not blue balls.  And here I thought I was the fetish queen!

Blue balls are when you drive a man to orgasm, either taking your time or going hot and heavy, and THEN leaving him high and dry when orgasm was in sight.  THAT’S the discomfort of balls lifting to shoot their load and not getting to, and then not knowing what to do. So it’s not just about tease and denial, really it’s more about orgasm control, which just feeds a phone sex manipulation Princess like me.  It’s not just a hard dick with no satisfaction.  As my friend put it, “an erection happens all day and at least five times while we’re sleeping.  A breeze will do it.  Sometimes he just gets up and looks around to see what’s up.”

Sonofagun.  All this time, I thought I was being a terrible tease to various men, when it actually wasn’t that bad.  Huh.  Well.  Now that I know that, if I want my tease and denial fix it means ramping up the energy, dialing up the desire.  I have to leave a man just about to climax and then, oops, I have an early squash game tomorrow, sorry!

That’s the ache I know you need, boys.  True blue balls.  Now that I understand that just making the dick hard is something that’s commonplace, when you meet me on the street and I feel like torturing you, it will go much, much further.  God, I can’t wait.  Getting a man worked up and leaving him be is one of my perverse pleasures.  It’s one of yours too, isn’t it?  Well dear, if you really want to NOT get off, then call Bianca, everyone’s favorite alternative phone sex mommy, because baby… you won’t come until I tell you to.

And that might just be never.

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

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Yahoo ID: sinfulbianca

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I didn’t want to get up this morning.  I didn’t have to work or anything, but after a late night round and then morning sex with my Big Black Cock, I just wanted to lay there and enjoy how good it felt. 

A lot of men need sex first thing in the morning, and if it’s a BBC then I’m right there, baby!  It’s my duty to share this booty!  Your cock knows that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and I know exactly what to feed it.  It should already be nice and hard, usually up before the man that owns it, so I can wrap my mouth around it in a good morning kiss.  Then, it’s the main course, as I straddle that fucking monster and slide down on it as far as I can.  With me on top, I can really control my orgasm, and I can bounce and ride all morning. 

I love feeding my pussy to that big black cock!!  And when he can’t take it anymore and throws me down on the bed and just fucks my brains out until he comes–there’s no greater satisfaction!  And that’s why I just want to lay there in the mornings.  Because a big black cock fucking me first thing in the morning makes a Size Queen like me feel like I was nailed there!

Are you a big black dick lover just like me? Or maybe you just really love big cock, and you love the idea of watching me get nailed like that? Well if so be a good little cuckold and give me a call, you and I have plenty to talk about, during some hot cuckold phone sex! And when I say we have plenty to talk about, I’m not talking about your little size challenged wee wee at all.

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell the sweetie that answers that you want to talk to Quinn!

SIZE QUEEN PHONE SEX CUCKOLD MISTRESS

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