fern

Hubby and I love swinging – I go to swinging parties all the time, and I always make sure I have fun when I’m there. Men, women, trannies – I’m totally pansexual….white, black, brown, yellow…I don’t discriminate. I just love having fun and feeling good!

I’m also super geeky, so you can get creative with me if you’re into that kind of stuff. I want to be fun and have fun, so don’t be afraid to make it interesting when you call. I love taking your sexual fantasies to the ultimate fantasy worlds, whether it’s in outer space or another time, something upbeat and silly or something dark and twisted – just let yourself go and enjoy!

I do erotic hypnosis. I suppose that’s part of my geekiness, maybe? It’s really cool to use it to go to those fantasy worlds, places we can’t go in real life, but through hypnosis I can bring you even closer to what it might be like to live those fantasies. Or I can just hypnotize you into feeling the most intense pleasure you can possibly feel, all just by sending you into a deep state and verbally getting you off. Oral or aural – either way you look at it, I’m using my mouth to make you cum 😉

I can get pretty kinky like the next girl, but I’m really all about the fucking. I’ll top or bottom, so I guess I get switchy – I mean, the more possibilities there are, the more ways there are to feel good!! I have strap ons, and I know how to use them – regardless of who I’m using them on. I love having my beautiful body worshipped, especially where it’s been adorned with ink. Just follow the floral trail with your tongue and make Fern happy. A happy Fern is a happy you – trust me!!

And if you’re just looking for someone sweet and sympathetic to talk to, someone who will help you accept yourself no matter how your kinks get into your mind, you can call me to talk any time. I love a good GFE where I can develop a connection and make you feel as special as you are, all while I help you drain your aching balls.

To sum it up…my favorite things…

Hotwife/Cheating Wife

BBC/Cuckold

GFE

Swinging/Orgies/Gang Bangs

Erotic Hypnosis

Geeky Role Play

Mature/Cougar

Pansexual/2 Girl

Foot/Ass worship

Sissy/Feminization

Also, I love unusual fetishes like looner (balloons), vore, medical/dental, quicksand, pedal pumping, sploshing, blasphemy, smoking – to name a few. If you want to know if I know about it, simply drop me an email and ask. I love hearing about what turns you on!!

For a fun time, call Fern!!