18teen Phone Sex

I would very much like a time machine.  I have added it to my amazon wish list thankyouverymuch.  If one of you no limits phone sex addicts would get on that for me, that would be just lovely.

I plan on getting fucked by cavemen for their animal passion, a roman orgy just for the sheer numbers, and some random Victorian dude just because they were uptight about sex and had to say white meat and dark meat to avoid saying breast and thigh during chicken dinners.

Shyann’s amazing time machine will fit loads of horny taboo phone sex enthusiasts.  We will travel to wherever your fetish phone sex heart desires and totally get you laid.  Then we’ll like go back further and make it where it didn’t happen so she doesn’t get pregnant.

And after I drop all you laid motherfuckers off to sleep in your own homes, I’m going back in time so that I can be the person that invents cheap phone sex!!  Then I’ll be rolling in cash and you can all have rooms in my mansion when I get back.

If that sounds good, then get to work on that time machine.  I’m tying my hair in a pony tail so the cavemen can sling me around as we speak.  LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!

CUTE 18TEEN PHONE SEX GIRL

Yahoo: shygrl1990 — AIM: shygrrl1990

Follow Me on Twitter: @ 18TeenPhoneSex

Big tit phonesex

Hiya y’all, its your big tit phonesex babe Shay and me and my huge rack really want your attention! 😉 I mean cum on, you see some nice big bouncin’ jugs on a slutty girl like me and you really just need to pull that dick out and sandwich it between my tits…that’s just the right thing to do? Know what I mean? Hell yeah. If you like nasty phonesex or anything goes phonesex or partying or if you just need to blow a big load of jizz let’s talk dirty because I’m just the kind of cheap phonesex slut who loves it raunchy and freaky and fuckin’ kinky!

shayp5

Shay

Big tit phonesex, curvy phonesex girl, cheap phonesex, no taboos phonesex *

1-888-662-6482

* Click right here to see my phonesex site! *

18Teen Phone Sex

OK, seriously, your four kids need to shut the fuck up.  If they don’t, I’m going to start a coed phone sex call right beside their tender little ears.  Then you’ll REALLY hear some screaming.

I mean, seriously?  Four kids??  You don’t need any more kids than you have hands.  Maybe you’ve got some serious blowjob skills because other than that, no man I know is going to lay your Moby Dick sized ass.  EVERYONE IN THE MALL KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE BECAUSE THEY WON’T SHUT UP.

If I thought you could keep a man with mothering skills like that, I’d steal him away from you.

OMG shopping today for new panties was SUCH a chore.  Can you tell??  LOLOLOLOLOL  I mean, I wasn’t even going to indulge my infamous panty fetish until this fat chick and her four little rug apes started following me wherever I went.

But now I’m home and ready for your fetish phone sex calls!  Let’s get it started!

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!

CUTE 18TEEN PHONE SEX GIRL

Yahoo: shygrl1990 — AIM: shygrrl1990

Follow Me on Twitter: @ 18TeenPhoneSex

18Teen Phone Sex

I want everyone out there to know that I support our troops.  And if you’re in Egypt or wherever and getting shot at, you can call me on the phone, and you’ll definitely get the best cheap phone sex of your life.  And just to honor your service I promise that you’ll get some awesome phone fucking.

I think that’s what being an American is all about.  Being able to have all the no limits phone sex that you want without the KGB coming after you or some shit.  Like just the other day, I found out this guy from my neighborhood just got back from Egypt or wherever and I was like, even though he’s a BOY and nowhere near my favorite age for fucking, I’m going to go over there and lay it on him.

So yeah, even though he wasn’t an older man, all that pent up frustration from only having goats over there to fuck made for some pretty good sexing.  I was happy, and I’m not normally pleased with guys my own age in the sack.

So here’s to being an American, kinky phone sex, and our troops all over the world!  Shyann says grab your dick and dial with pride!

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!

CUTE 18TEEN PHONE SEX GIRL

Yahoo: shygrl1990 — AIM: shygrrl1990

Follow Me on Twitter: @ 18TeenPhoneSex

18Teen Phone Sex

There is no better feeling than being naked.  Hippies were right baby, clothing is for squares, and if I had my choice, say in the anything goes phone sex world of my dreams, I’d have been a hippie but without the fucked up hair.  I mean, I can’t live without conditioner!

Dude, you were born naked!  So was I!  It’s like something we have in common (except that we both like to FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)  so in my perfect world, we’d all be naked as jaybirds.  I have never seen a jaybird, but apparently their dick hangs out.

But in Shyannland, no one would wear a thing, and we’d have to put suntan oil on each other which would lead to fucking, which would lead to after-fucking fucking, which would lead to naps.  This is my perfect world.  Also, there would be cheap phone sex for everybody, if for some reason you were some social reject who couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a pocket full of pardons.

The plane for Shyannland is leaving at Gate 69!  Call me for tickets!  LOLOLOLOL

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!

CUTE 18TEEN PHONE SEX GIRL

Yahoo: shygrl1990 — AIM: shygrrl1990

Follow Me on Twitter: @ 18TeenPhoneSex

18Teen Phone Sex

I’m going to make a law against bad porn.  Holy jeebus dude, do you guys watch this shit?  With the bad lighting and music and shit?  This is NOT what gets a no limits phone sex girl like me off.

I need chicks with big tits and monster dongs plunging in and out of fresh twat.  I don’t want to see some old hag who should have retired like ten years ago!  I heard that there is porn that is exclusively barely legal 18teen & 19teen, like me!  And that they always fuck older guys!  Which is sort of like me, as I’ve been known to touch a cock my own age on occasion.  But I gotta tell you, I keep coming back to my Old Man if only because he’s got the skillz and the big one… MATURITY.

I started looking at amateur porn and I’ve decided that if you favorite bratty tease phone sex girl Shyann isn’t in it, then I’m not going to watch it.  At least get your roommate to more the fucking camera around.  Shyann’s porn is a NO TRIPOD ZONE.  Unless that’s the name of your dick.  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Ok.  Hot chick, hard cock and please fuck for a long time, Mr. and Mrs. Porn Star and sometimes it takes me a while to get going, hmmmkay?

Want to watch some together?  Get some files loaded up and then get your dick out and dial!

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!

CUTE 18TEEN PHONE SEX GIRL

Yahoo: shygrl1990 — AIM: shygrrl1990

Follow Me on Twitter: @ 18TeenPhoneSex

Mutual Masturbation

Good morning everyone! Yes I am a morning person, thank you for asking, hah. But seriously, I usually wake up with a ton of energy and wet too. I have a lot of sexual dreams, which is great. I think about fucking a lot and I do it as often as I can too so yes, it’s most definitely on my mind and I guess that’s why I have these really hot dreams that I wake up from and play with myself…If I told you anymore than that in this cheap phonesex blog you’d be masturbating without me and well, I’d so rather you do it with me!

I love mutual masturbation phonesex! I mean it’s very simple but its also really hot. Sometimes I do mutual masturbation with phonesex callers I have talked for for a long time and we know just what turns each other on so it’s always hot and than other times I am getting myself off for a hot total stranger and that turns me on so much!

There are lot’s of reasons I love playing on the phone but hearing you guys cum for me is one of them, it’s so hot! Let me be your kinky phonesex girl, I can’t wait to hear you cum!

<3 Kinky phonesex girl Krissy

abannerkrissy.jpg

Call me at 1-888-662-6482!

IM me at KumSpoilKrissy on AIM!

18Teen Phone Sex

There is no better feeling than being naked.  Hippies were right baby, clothing is for squares, and if I had my choice, say in the anything goes phone sex world of my dreams, I’d have been a hippie but without the fucked up hair.  I mean, I can’t live without conditioner!

Dude, you were born naked!  So was I!  It’s like something we have in common (exceptt that we both like to FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)  so in my perfect world, we’d all be naked as jaybirds.  I have never seen a jaybird, but apparently their dick hangs out.

But in Shyannland, no one would wear a thing, and we’d have to put suntan oil on each other which would lead to fucking, which would lead to after-fucking fucking, which would lead to naps.  This is my perfect world.  Also, there would be cheap phone sex for everybody, if for some reason you were some social reject who couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a pocket full of pardons.

The plane for Shyannland is leaving at Gate 69!  Call me for tickets!  LOLOLOLOL

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!

CUTE 18TEEN PHONE SEX GIRL

Yahoo: shygrl1990 — AIM: shygrrl1990

Follow Me on Twitter: @ 18TeenPhoneSex

18Teen Phone Sex

I am the handjob QUEEN, dude!  Hellz yeah!  That dude in the library didn’t know what hit him.  It wasn’t just my talented hands, dude.  It was my young phone sex girl voice!

See, I do fetish phone sex, so my verbal skills are tight as a teen’s twat.  So all I had to do was grab his crotch and grind and squeeze, and whisper in his ear the same stuff that you guys like for your cheap phone sex calls!

OMG I’m glad the dude had a men’s room near him!  LOLOLOLOL  He probably hadn’t jizzed himself since his first wet dream, but with my tongue in his ear, saying those naughty, naughty things, he just couldn’t hold it anymore!  I’m used to leaving a wet spot, but I’m usually sleeping in it!!  LOLOLOLOLOL

Those poor blue jeans will never be the same.  \m/

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!

CUTE 18TEEN PHONE SEX GIRL

Yahoo: shygrl1990 — AIM: shygrrl1990

Follow Me on Twitter: @ 18TeenPhoneSex

18Teen Phone Sex

You want to know how I spent Father’s Day!  LOL  Not dressed, that’s for sure.  OK, we totally had to go out to eat with the family at a steakhouse, my dad’s favorite place, actually.  And I’m like, we should take him to Hooters or a strip club or a whorehouse if we really loved him, but NO he gets cooked cow served by fat waitresses and then missionary sex for fifteen minutes.

The fathers of the world deserve more, dammit!  My commitment to this cause is the sole reason I snuck out of the house in pigtails and a schoolgirl skirt.  Armed with an all day sucker, I made my way to my Old Man’s house who, his kids having moved out long ago, is still a father.  And rather than cologne or a new tie, I gave him what every Father wants.  Tight teen twat.

Oh hell yeah, I do the age play phone sex thing, and he’s really started to warm up to it.  But my no limits attitude is making him enjoy the Daddy aspect of our role play too!  He totally made me his darling little girl that night, and I did everything he said to do, just like an obedient little girl should!  I bounced on his knee, then both knees, then his cock, in that order.  I made sure to lay completely still during the throatfucking, and gobbled up all of his yummy jizz.

I am more than just a young phone sex girl!  I am Daddy’s Little Girl!  And if you need to know what I’m talking about, just get me something to lick and I’ll meet you at the playground!  LOLOLOL

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!

CUTE 18TEEN PHONE SEX GIRL

Yahoo: shygrl1990 — AIM: shygrrl1990

Follow Me on Twitter: @ 18TeenPhoneSex

18teen Phone Sex

OMG1111 SRSRLY11111 HOLY BEJEEBUS11111

My old man rocked my world this weekend dude! I think I had like 12 orgasms in an hour! That is like an orgasm every what 5 minutes? As soon as one stopped another one started! Dude it was srsly insane!

This is why I have an older guy fetish!  Cus for real dude older guys are awesome, they are all about me and making sure that I am pleased and taken care of.

Speaking of older guys I have this guy that calls me, he’s an older guy and he has like a really handsome cock and I love it cus he’s all about pleasing me when he calls. Its so cool, he’s so nice he even goes to the happy ending massage parlors and gives the girls there orgasms too! See older guys are so considerate! YAY For older guys! I will be your cute little phone sex cheerleader cus for sure man you guys are cream of the crop!

Speaking of older guys, that makes me think about footboy and where he’s been. Srsly dude I thought we were gonna play chess and I mean the real kind of chess not like play with my cute little 18teen phone sex titties kind of chest. I’ve got my knee high toe socks ready where are you?

Summer is ALMOST here and man I am ready for some wild and crazy quality phone sex with you guys. This summer is gonna be all about corrupting me! Phone sex corruption FTW! WOOT WOOT!

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!

CUTE 18TEEN PHONE SEX GIRL

Yahoo: shygrl1990 — AIM: shygrrl1990

18Teen Phone Sex

Why do I swallow?  There are many reasons, and a MAN would be able to think of some themselves.  But if you’re a BOY, and need it explained, here goes.

I DON”T LIKE JIZZ IN MY HAIR DUDE.  For realz, I know you’ve watched porno and think you’re like porno stud, and maybe you’re even thinking you’re being considerate when you avoid my cute phone sex teen mouth and decide to drop your hot steaming load on my face.  After all, maybe I don’t like swallowing and you’re a new dick to me.  Hey I get that.

But I can’t go home with jizz on my clothes.  Or more importantly in my awesome hair.  The parental units will be like, Shyann, is that jizz in your hair, and I’ll be all no, it’s not, I tripped and fell in a puddle of snot, now I have to go upstairs and WASH THIS FUCKING JIZZ OUT OMG1111!!!!!!!!111!1!1

*sigh*  I swallow because my MAN deserves it.  His cock needs something warm and wet wrapped around it as often and for as long as possible, and my bratty phone sex teen mouth is just one of the choices on the menu.  And when I look up and see his happy face, and he knows that as far as oral goes, I have no taboos  then it’s worth the rug burn on my knees.

Because I can cover up rug burn with my school girl phone sex stockings.  If I try to cover up jizz in my hair I’ll look like a bank robber.

So if you’re a BOY, and I’m sucking your dick, and I think you’re going to pull out, don’t be surprised if you feel my teeth closing in.  If you’re a MAN and I’m sucking your dick, well… that’s the way the world should be.  LOL

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!

CUTE 18TEEN PHONE SEX GIRL

Yahoo: shygrl1990  —  AIM: shygrrl1990

Follow Me on Twitter: @ 18TeenPhoneSex

Cheap Phone Sex : Cuckold Phone Sex