Make Me Laugh!

So I got an email from a friend and it had this little cartoon with it. I LMAO so hard.

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Cause all I thought about was those little boyz into humiliation phone sex. Then it made me wonder. What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you? No seriously I wanna know. Ya never know I could use it against ya. Ooo! Who am I kindin. I WILL use it against ya.

So did you ever get caught stroking your little pecker in public?

What about caught being kinky?

Did someone discover your fetish? Oh now that could be funny…

Were ya caught or heard havin a wicked phone sex session? Mmmm if ya havent then I think we should work on makin that one happen.

So call in your embarrassing humiliating moments to your phonesex vixen Rachelle. I wanna laugh boyz. Uhh ohh your in trouble now my wicked little mind is sooo workin now.
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Cause I may Moan 4 ya between the laughter. Maybe!

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PS. I have a voice clip now. Yea! So check it out. Get a teasing sample of my young voice. But don’t just tease and deny yourself. Call me.

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Foreplay Phone Sex

 

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I had a guy call me tonight and he wanted some hot foreplay phone sex and I was SO up for that!  What is better than having a man kiss, lick and caress your ENTIRE body?  Not much! I am feeling all horny and now I’m in the mood for some more sensual phone sex!

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 Your naughty phone sex girl,
Abby

I want to show you what your missing phonesex

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Most of you know one of my favorite kinks is tease and denial/orgasm control/directed masturbation. There’s nothing more fun than hearing a man – pleading to come.

I love to show you just what you’re missing

I straddle you in your chair, throw my bare legs over your thighs and around your hips. The satin black dress slides against the fabric of your pants. I press my hips down and forward, a quick thrust into your swelling cock.

My fingers brush the skin at the back of your neck and as I trace my long finge nails across your neck to rub your scalp right there at the back of your skull. Your head tilts back you can’t help yourself.

That’s when I lean in to kiss along your jawline… slow hungry pasionte kisses  of soft lips and hot breath with just the  hint of tongue.  I take my time devouring you…. One soft lick on your earlobe and I whisper:

“Touch my breasts… squeeze them through the black sexy satin dress. I want to feel your hands rub across my nipples as I kiss you.”

My little black panties are thin and I’m going to make sure you feel my sweet pussy lips, as I  rub my slit against the bulge in your pants, pressing your cockhead right into the wettest spot. I grind my hips in a circle, I  flash you a teasing wicked smile.

“No hands, now. Keep them at your sides.”

I use my right hand to grip the back of the chair and hold myself steady… conveniently pressing my breasts right into your face. My left hand slides the dress down my chest.

Your hand reaches up to touch my soft breasts I just exposed. But My black bra stays on…I’m holding out on you. You’re not going to see my nipples pressing against the satin raw and pink to your hungry mouth. no no not just yet…

“I’d love it if you sucked these right now… Do you want to feel my nipples harden against your tongue?”

I move my fingers over the bare tops of my breasts, down the center line of my cleavage. “I’d like your cock… right… here. I can feel how hard you are.”

“Too bad you have to go to work.”

I slide off your lap. pulling the little black dress  down to cover my bare thighs. It had ridden up around my waist at some point while I was dancing on your cock.

I lean in to you and whisper. “Maybe later.”

Paris

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Barnyard Phone Sex with Honey

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Its been a very busy week for me and well the last few really, I went back home about two weeks ago and ran into my old boyfriend that I left behind to pursue my career here in LA and well lets just say that old barn sure missed us! lol I bumped into him at the local spot where we all used to hang out and he was with someone new…. and well to be honest I was a bit jealous but I did not let him know that! I just played my cards right and before you know it we were rolling in the hay! Literally 🙂 
When I left home I was very submissive and a bit shy with sex. He was my first and it was always good but very basic. I always wanted more but was kind of shy to tell him. Anyways this time around it started out very much the same expect when I stopped him and told him I wanted him to lick my pussy so that I could all over his tongue! I think he may have choked!  He went down on me and licked my pussy sooooo good! When I came I kissed it all right off his mouth and told him to fuck me from behind! I played with my pussy while he fucked me nice and hard, I ended up on top of his cock bouncing up and down and talking very dirty I might add to him telling him to cum inside of me so that I can suck his cock! And with that he exploded! We continued for a very long time until we just could not cum anymore! You can say we brought the cow’s home! LMAO
 I am glad that I got to really fuck him like I have always wanted to, it just took me some time and experience lol to really let my inner sexual goddess out and let me tell you he got every drop of it ! He has called me like almost every other day since I have been home to tell me how amazing I made him feel and is even thinking of moving! lol but I just keep telling him that I just having fun right now but that barn will always be are secret naughty spot!

How about…. Oral sex, anal, masturbation, forced sex, taking my virginity away, GFE, submissive slut, OR Panty boy’s. Sissy, Cross dressing, strap on play, lesbian action, gang bangs, racial play. Heck even if you don’t want to say a word and just call in and listen to me play with my pussy that turns me on and I would love to!  Talk to you soon boy’s

Honey

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Kinky Kennedy Phone Sex For Your Pleasure

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What’s up all you freaky phonesex loving whores! LOL yeah that’s right I’m talking to you! So what naughty fantasy do you want to try out? Or are you already living your fantasy dressed up in hot sultry out fit? Either way I want to talk to you. I love listening to you get off!! Want to know why? Well duh the reason you’re stroking that piece of meat is because you know that my sexy voice is going to push you over the edge and make you shoot a nice hot load. That is what you called for is it not?  Yeah I thought so *wink* anyways there is nothing to daring for me. So if you’re wild or kinky or just plain crazy give me a call. 

Kennedy
 Sissy boys, Roleplaying, Teasing, Strap on fucking, 2 girl calls, All your naughty fetishes, Anal, Oral, Dress up, Wild Conversation, Story Telling, Guided Masturbation, Foot worship. Feminization…. If you get me on a good say I could even be a bit submissive… Forced sex maybe ? ( hard to force the willing lmao )

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Freaky Phonesex With Filthy & Kinky Fetishista Faith

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Hey, hey freaky fetish phone sex degenerates -what’s the deal-i-o?!?! Sittin’ around the house with yer Fruit hangin’ outta yer Looms, huh? I can def. dig it, hornbag! What ya perverted, deviant, taboo phone sex lovin’ ass SHOULD BE doin’ -is grabbin’ ya cock, ya phone & ya card so we can get bigtime kinky & sick!!
My name’s Faith & I am kinkier than a cheap, fuckin’ garden hose.
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Friday the 13th! Cum get your Phone Freak on.

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Well it is Friday the 13th. If that is not a day to get freaky on the phone then I don’t know what is! Thats right lets have some freaky phone sex. Lets see if we can not hit everyone of my favs on my list today.

Humiliation – small pee pee.
Feminization – playin in my closet
Forced Bi – forcing you to suck a cock
Erotic Hypnosis – can do anything with that one
Guided masturbation
Strap-on phonesex fun
Tease and Denial
Panty Boy – I have panties waiting
Cuckold
Foot worship
Golden shower
CBT
Human Ashtray

There we go 13 phonesex fantasys to play with today. And I want to do all of them today. I want to get Kinky on the freakiest day of the year.
Spankings Savannah*
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Taboo. Dark. Bizarre. Kinky. Twisted. Demented. Sick. That’s Phone Sex With Freaky, Filthy Fetishista Faith

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Hey, hey ya sexual fuckin’ phone sex degenerates -what’s goin’ on?!  I’ve had some fuckin’ SLAMMIN’ calls this week man, wow! “T” is a hardcore cock slut who’s been calling me every other night for a 30 min dick suckin’ session & it’s HIM doin’ the friggen’ suckin’ -HELL YEAH! He is SUCH a kinky phone sex cocksuckin’ WHORE & damn man, I fuckin’ LOVE listenin’ to him GO!!  After he’s done blowin’ the boys, I’m layin’ the dog on its’ back so he can do what he’s gotta do -this guy’s a fuckin’ rock star & I def. love takin’ his freaky phone sex calls!  “G” kicked me an email on Monday & he was lookin’ to set up a call for Thursday -he digs the anticipation & I totally GET that.  This dude was SO keyed up on gettin’ to talk to me, that he bought me 2 pairs of these SMOKIN’ crushed velvet thigh highs from my wish list on Tuesday -fuckin’ RIGHTEOUS.  His taboo roleplay was SO badass & so well thought out, that I was just SO INTO IT. After our call, he emailed me & said  that he hit up my wish list again & bought me the mutha fuckin’ AWESOME Complete Definitive Collection of the old Twilight Zones that I freakin’ wanted & that is just some badass SHIT right there.
My name’s Faith & I’m the nasty fuckin’ slut yer gonna stroke it for now.
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Adventures in Phone Sex

What a week! I’m having such a fun time. Not only is it April, which means BASEBALL! (OMG YES GO SOX) but it’s spring (though you wouldn’t know that here, as it’s FREEZING!) Spring is a time for lovers, for fucking, for getting rid of the winter blues and starting a long, hard phone fucking friendship! Find that sexy girl and stick it in! Or let her stick it in! hahaha

Let me tell you about the new money slut I had at the first of the week! he was willing to give it all to his princess, and I completely drained that bank account! Talk about pathetic! I got everything I wanted though, just like I always do.  Speaking of getting what I want, what I wanted was to have some hot strap on sex and MAN Did you deliver! FOUR STRAP ON CALLS just in one day! Ol’ Ebony got a workout, and let me tell you, those asses did not go unsatisfied!  I have a new look and feel to my website so go check it out, then call me for some hot blonde role play phone sex!

CALL TAYLOR FOR THE HOTTEST TIME EVER!
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Shoes. Shoes. Shoes.

Mmmm. I have been drooling lately. All the commercials on tv for new sandles and high heeled shoes. Ooooo. I am a bit of a shoe whore. Strappy sandles that show off my toes. Of course they have to be perfectly manicured. Stiletto heels, 3 inches, 4 inches, 5 inches. OH MY! I think it is time to put away my boots and break out my shoes.

A boy with a shoe fetish would love to get his kink on in my closet. But you know what I have a delicious fantasy that I am just soooo wanting to explore. Wanna know what it is? Well there are two actually we can roleplay together. So cum find out what my phonesex fantasy is? Or tell me what your shoe fetish phone sex fantasy is. Cause I really want to know.

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I will moan in my shoes 4 u.

Your Phone Vixen Rachelle

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Shrimp dicks

I am in the mood to laugh today boys!  Humiliation phone sex is what I desire. So who wants to provide the amusement? Well I know that there are a lot of shrimp dicks out there. Boys who just do not measure up to what I consider a real man. Hell my strap-on is definitely bigger than what you are sporting.
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My laugh will be haunting you.

Spankings Savannah*

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Fun and Frisky Phonesex With A Cute Coed Blonde Phonesex Girl

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Hello everyone! I hope youve had a day as good as mine. I’ve been able to be here having phonesex and totally getting off! Mmmm, fun huh? It really is! So why not call and cum with me. I’m a real normal girl who just happens to have this as my naughty second job. I don’t treat it like a job though. Playing with myself and hearing you stroke your cock is so not work. Its just hot and an awesome way to relive the tension from a busy day! I really like roleplay phonesex because its always different and exciting and hot. I can be a cute cheerleader or your friends sexy sister or anything we can possibly think of! So if you have a roleplay that youve been wanting to try or you need some ideas then call me up for some naughty kinky phonesex and lets let our frisky imaginations run wild!

Krissy

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