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I would very much like a time machine.  I have added it to my amazon wish list thankyouverymuch.  If one of you no limits phone sex addicts would get on that for me, that would be just lovely.

I plan on getting fucked by cavemen for their animal passion, a roman orgy just for the sheer numbers, and some random Victorian dude just because they were uptight about sex and had to say white meat and dark meat to avoid saying breast and thigh during chicken dinners.

Shyann’s amazing time machine will fit loads of horny taboo phone sex enthusiasts.  We will travel to wherever your fetish phone sex heart desires and totally get you laid.  Then we’ll like go back further and make it where it didn’t happen so she doesn’t get pregnant.

And after I drop all you laid motherfuckers off to sleep in your own homes, I’m going back in time so that I can be the person that invents cheap phone sex!!  Then I’ll be rolling in cash and you can all have rooms in my mansion when I get back.

If that sounds good, then get to work on that time machine.  I’m tying my hair in a pony tail so the cavemen can sling me around as we speak.  LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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What’s a girl got to do to get some action around here?  Seriously, it’s like the sex just dried up around here.

I mean, I know the deal.  Me and my big black cock are working different shifts, and we’ve each been tired when the other person’s been horny.  But dammit, I’m tired of looking at porn to get off to.  I want my BBC!

And sure, we’re not monogamous, but I want MY big black cock, you know?  LOL  But at least I have you guys to keep me company.  And he’s done the same for me, waiting until he can get my tight white pussy, so it’s the least I can do.

So momma’s hungry, and in need of some cheap phone sex.  Give me a call!

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Mommy Bianca hasn’t much of a checklist left to cross off sexual escapdes at this point.  It’s true, the goth phone sex girl has been around.  I’d be embarrassed, but frankly all that sex has left me with a pussy that could squeeze coal into a diamond, rather than loosening me up.

But keeping things exciting has long been a part of this MILFs repertoire.   For example, in Barbados I was able to cross underwater sex off of my list.

The charter didn’t care if we were nude, but the air tanks make us look like fetish enthusiasts.  But one goes through quite a bit of oxygen when fucking, so floating there looking at the beautiful coral and the beautiful man inside me, it’s unfortunate that Mommy Bianca actually didn’t have an underwater orgasm.  We just didn’t have enough time.  C’est la vie.  But still a victory and many positions were done just from the ease of them in the weightlessness of water.

But I would lose my phone sex teacher status if you didn’t come (ahem) away with a little new knowledge.  So I’ll leave you with this.  You know how fish just know what fish food is when dropped in the tank?  It looks like nothing in nature, but they just KNOW?

Well poppets, when his load let fly underwater, I was pumping him with my hand, floating at eye level to his long thick member.  But like a party streamer, it just hung there in the water, like a freeze frame of ejaculation, many, many feet away from him.  A much longer shot than gravity would allow were we ashore.

And the most beautiful tropical fish I’d ever seen just came (ahem) out of nowhere to nibble on his spend.  You can’t laugh with an air hose in your mouth, but we both thought it hysterical.  I shooed a couple of brave ones away from his dick, as that was to go in MY phone mommy mouth, but they seemed to enjoy his come.

I still have the pictures.

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We talk about humiliation a lot here, small penis humiliation, feminization, stuff like that.  But I don’t know if you guys will ever be able to overcome the horror that is the queef.

Pussy farts.  Sometimes I get them like some chicks get the giggles.  And every time that big black cock goes in, the air comes out and makes this horrible sound.  I cringe just thinking about it.

But my big black boyfriend with the BBC is so good to me.  He came up with the phrase “No relief till we hear the queef” which means he’s going to keep fucking me no matter what, until we both collapse.  That’s the thing about black men, they have to have so much pussy that little shit like that doesn’t bother them.  White guys are worried about their fucking hair in bed.  Black cock just needs to know which hole he’s going in.

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It’s that time of year again.  Graduation week.  No, Auntie Bianca doesn’t mean high school or college graduation.  No, this MILF is talking about REAL education.

Auntie Bianca has long been involved in taking young(ish) men with potential, but lacking somewhat in the seduction department, and teaching them what it takes to be a man; socially, professionally and sexually.  It is grueling, exhausting and incredibly fulfilling work.

I have no need to keep them myself mind you, I prefer to smack them on the ass and let them terrorize and titillate the rest of the women of the world, because god knows there aren’t enough men who know what we like and how to do it.  Being a Man is hard work in this day and age, and the mothers of the world seem to keep churning out pussyboys.  That’s why I’ve chosen to do what I do.

I am the ultimate MILF and the best phone sex teacher on the net.  When you call me, you get a bit of that skill and expertise.  But if I choose you as a new poppet, you are on your way to becoming a MAN.

And the graduation ceremony is generally a weekend long affair.  I invite my friends and colleagues, MILFs all, to my poppets’ introduction to society.  Delicious food and sex is shared by all, as they pass the men around critiquing their technique and just enjoying a weekend of being doted on.  It’s like a cotillion, but with fucking.

For the most part the men aren’t cuckolds, sissy boys, panty boys or anything of the like.  They are MEN.  The men we need them to be.  Strong, capable and confident.  The fact that they weren’t before I took them in isn’t as important as the fact that they had the desire to improve.

God, I love walking around my house during graduation.  All that ass in one place, enjoying unbridled hedonism, writhing and undulating, swimming and soaking, eating and laughing.  Reminds me of my youth.  LOL

And then it’s an empty house and the search begins anew. 

Would you like to know what women REALLY want? 

Call me and ask me anything.  And along the way, don’t be surprised if some bodily fluids appear.

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I want everyone out there to know that I support our troops.  And if you’re in Egypt or wherever and getting shot at, you can call me on the phone, and you’ll definitely get the best cheap phone sex of your life.  And just to honor your service I promise that you’ll get some awesome phone fucking.

I think that’s what being an American is all about.  Being able to have all the no limits phone sex that you want without the KGB coming after you or some shit.  Like just the other day, I found out this guy from my neighborhood just got back from Egypt or wherever and I was like, even though he’s a BOY and nowhere near my favorite age for fucking, I’m going to go over there and lay it on him.

So yeah, even though he wasn’t an older man, all that pent up frustration from only having goats over there to fuck made for some pretty good sexing.  I was happy, and I’m not normally pleased with guys my own age in the sack.

So here’s to being an American, kinky phone sex, and our troops all over the world!  Shyann says grab your dick and dial with pride!

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I used to work at Hooters.  True fucking story.  LOL  There’s all kinds of sexy stories about after hours playtime when the orange shorts come down and the notches on the bar get marked, but really, I didn’t wear the orange pants for very long.

Nope!  I went straight for manager!  HAH!  I’m all about the money, baby.  And the big black cock, but you knew that, right?  Hell, yeah.  I’d close down the restaurant and the kitchen crew would have measuring contests, and while sizes never changed, the big cock who could talk the most shit got the chance to back it up.

Yeah, I’ve been bent over a bar or two in my time, but working there was the only time I had people sweeping and mopping the floor around me while I was getting it hard from behind!  Oh, and lots of Yes Ma’ams, too!  LOL

I see those guys occasionally, and we have a drink and talk about where everybody’s ended up.  But sooner or later the conversation turns to those big black cocks, and frankly darlin’ I know exactly where they end up.

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Auntie Bianca isn’t submissive, but she likes boys who are.  They’re fun to play with.  But occasionally, in the training of her poppets, she’ll take on the role.  It’s a necessary step in creating a confident, dominant man.  And when he REALLY gets it, then you get those rare occasions when it’s not an act on my part.

But in my younger days, I bounced around the BDSM spectrum.  In college I had a ton of friends and fuckbuddies in the theatre department.  One year they put on a show about the Marquis de Sade, and while I couldn’t be in the show (business major) I got to hang out backstage.  If you call a role play as a backstage sex slave “hanging out…”

I was dating a girl in the show, and she explained that there’s a character that has to lust after her throughout the whole thing, eternally sexually frustrated.  She asked for my help, because he had to have an erection visible through his costume the entire time.

So I was installed backstage, naked from the waist down, arms tied above my head, and available for the boy to plug into in order to maintain his constant state of arousal.  He could never come, and despite the humiliation intended I thought it was pretty hot.  After curtain he got to get rid of his problem and then they cut me loose.  I never did tell her that when they were both on stage I was getting used by other members of the cast.  I might be your mature phone sex queen, but I’ve never been very faithful.  LOL

But the hottest thing was just being a piece of property that people had to walk by to get to somewhere else, with little regard for me unless I was being used at the time.  THAT’S humiliation, and I did enjoy it.  And when I get a taboo phone sex caller who needs humiliation, that’s one of the experiences that I draw on.

If you need me to be submissive, I can do that.  But eventually, it WILL be your turn.

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There is no better feeling than being naked.  Hippies were right baby, clothing is for squares, and if I had my choice, say in the anything goes phone sex world of my dreams, I’d have been a hippie but without the fucked up hair.  I mean, I can’t live without conditioner!

Dude, you were born naked!  So was I!  It’s like something we have in common (except that we both like to FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)  so in my perfect world, we’d all be naked as jaybirds.  I have never seen a jaybird, but apparently their dick hangs out.

But in Shyannland, no one would wear a thing, and we’d have to put suntan oil on each other which would lead to fucking, which would lead to after-fucking fucking, which would lead to naps.  This is my perfect world.  Also, there would be cheap phone sex for everybody, if for some reason you were some social reject who couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a pocket full of pardons.

The plane for Shyannland is leaving at Gate 69!  Call me for tickets!  LOLOLOLOL

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There is nothing hotter than a guy who can dance.  Well, a guy with a big dick who can dance is probably even better.

See, I’m a size queen, and as we all know, size is the most important thing in a potential lover.  I’ve fucked length and I’ve fucked girth.  I’ve tried to fuck small dicks, but it’s so hard to get it in that I usually just give up.  But small dicked men can still come, and if they like small penis humiliation or have a small cock fetish, then I’m the cheap phone sex chick to call.

But when you watch a guy dance, it’s a good indication of how he’ll be in bed.  Now don’t get me wrong, I’ve had great lovers who couldn’t dance.  But a guy who CAN will be awesome in bed.  True story.  It’s all in how you use your body and in your enjoyment of it.  A woman knows that you will probably be able to do the same thing in bed without being self conscious.  And if there’s a nice big cock to unleash when you’re home then that’s even better!

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