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Strap on Phone Sex

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I never ceased to be amazed at what anonymity can do for a person.  Especially in regards to the internet and social networking sites.  You can create a persona and be into whatever you want, and connect with others who like the same things.

Sexually speaking, this is revolutionary. 

Personally, I think I’m done using myspace to get laid.  LOL  I’m more of a facebook girl now.  And between my real name and Mommy/Auntie Bianca, I can still get my perv on when I need to.

Back on myspace, all I had to do was throw up a partial picture, list the fact that I need to fuck someone in the ass at least once a week, and “straight” men from all over would deluge me with mail proffering their bums for some forced bi-sexuality.

90% of the time, these men chickened out or topped out at strap-on phone sex or forced bi-sexuality phone sex with Auntie Bianca.

But that remaining 10%?  I would like to say a mass thank you for all the raised hairy ass that I got to grind up against, taking out my workplace frustrations on and clearing my head for another week or so.  If I could personally thank the creators of myspace and facebook for this luxury, they wouldn’t be able to sit down for a week.

Because sometimes, Auntie Bianca wears a pair of pants to hide her strap-on fetish and hits the gay clubs to let the lesbians know that she’s packing….  And other times she wears it to the straight clubs… for the boys who want a little something extra.  LOL

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18Teen Phone Sex

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I’m going to make a law against bad porn.  Holy jeebus dude, do you guys watch this shit?  With the bad lighting and music and shit?  This is NOT what gets a no limits phone sex girl like me off.

I need chicks with big tits and monster dongs plunging in and out of fresh twat.  I don’t want to see some old hag who should have retired like ten years ago!  I heard that there is porn that is exclusively barely legal 18teen & 19teen, like me!  And that they always fuck older guys!  Which is sort of like me, as I’ve been known to touch a cock my own age on occasion.  But I gotta tell you, I keep coming back to my Old Man if only because he’s got the skillz and the big one… MATURITY.

I started looking at amateur porn and I’ve decided that if you favorite bratty tease phone sex girl Shyann isn’t in it, then I’m not going to watch it.  At least get your roommate to more the fucking camera around.  Shyann’s porn is a NO TRIPOD ZONE.  Unless that’s the name of your dick.  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Ok.  Hot chick, hard cock and please fuck for a long time, Mr. and Mrs. Porn Star and sometimes it takes me a while to get going, hmmmkay?

Want to watch some together?  Get some files loaded up and then get your dick out and dial!

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Mutual Masturbation

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Good morning everyone! Yes I am a morning person, thank you for asking, hah. But seriously, I usually wake up with a ton of energy and wet too. I have a lot of sexual dreams, which is great. I think about fucking a lot and I do it as often as I can too so yes, it’s most definitely on my mind and I guess that’s why I have these really hot dreams that I wake up from and play with myself…If I told you anymore than that in this cheap phonesex blog you’d be masturbating without me and well, I’d so rather you do it with me!

I love mutual masturbation phonesex! I mean it’s very simple but its also really hot. Sometimes I do mutual masturbation with phonesex callers I have talked for for a long time and we know just what turns each other on so it’s always hot and than other times I am getting myself off for a hot total stranger and that turns me on so much!

There are lot’s of reasons I love playing on the phone but hearing you guys cum for me is one of them, it’s so hot! Let me be your kinky phonesex girl, I can’t wait to hear you cum!

<3 Kinky phonesex girl Krissy

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Mommy Phone Sex

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Oh, I’m sorry, were you saying something?  I’m horribly easy to distract, I’m afraid.  And if we’re out together it’s not because I’m not interested in you or what you have to say, at least we hope not, poppet.

I just have a bad habit of people watching.  I look at the men in the bar and try to imagine their cock size (I’m a bit of a size queen), or whether there might be some frilly panties under their clothes, like my panty boys.  Or perhaps a nice snug diaper for some of Mommy Bianca’s adult baby play…

Women are a different sort.  I think of their potential prowess with a strap-on (I do strap-on phone sex, remember) and whether the men that they’re with might be sissy boys and enjoy some forced bi-sexuality with a toy up their bum.

And then after all that, I have to consider if they’d be any good in bed with me.  LOL  It’s exhausintg, I tell you!

So please don’t be insulted if you find me glancing away while we’re out at dinner.  The hottest thing to ever happen to you might be after you ask the question, “Penny for your thoughts…”

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18Teen Phone Sex

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There is no better feeling than being naked.  Hippies were right baby, clothing is for squares, and if I had my choice, say in the anything goes phone sex world of my dreams, I’d have been a hippie but without the fucked up hair.  I mean, I can’t live without conditioner!

Dude, you were born naked!  So was I!  It’s like something we have in common (exceptt that we both like to FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)  so in my perfect world, we’d all be naked as jaybirds.  I have never seen a jaybird, but apparently their dick hangs out.

But in Shyannland, no one would wear a thing, and we’d have to put suntan oil on each other which would lead to fucking, which would lead to after-fucking fucking, which would lead to naps.  This is my perfect world.  Also, there would be cheap phone sex for everybody, if for some reason you were some social reject who couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a pocket full of pardons.

The plane for Shyannland is leaving at Gate 69!  Call me for tickets!  LOLOLOLOL

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MILF Phone Sex

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I am giggling like a schoolgirl, I can’t believe it.  I just got a booty call.  A genuine booty call.  I haven’t had one of those in YEARS. 

The hell you say?  It’s true.  I keep plenty of lovers, poppet.  It’s all a part of being the ultimate phone sex mommy and phone sex teacher.  I have my poppets that come over for training and education, and I have more mature lovers (actual peers and friends of mine) and of course I have YOU, my MILF phone sex enthusiasts who call me regularly.

But this was a former poppet who I haven’t seen in a long, long time.  He was a prize student, and truthfully I was a little sweet on him and sad to see him go.  But now he’s back in town for a couple of weeks and on the phone just sounded so in control of himself and his world.  I just melted.  I can’t wait to hear the stories of the women he’s conquered.

That call got me so wet, it was like I called HIM for fetish phone sex, LOL!!!   I wanted to touch myself, maybe talk him into doing the same thing, a little mutual masturbation, but he was having none of it.  He wanted me over there immediately.  That was so fucking hot.

I can’t believe how excited I am.  I’m going to throw enough clothes in a bag for a couple of days, as soon as I can find out what to wear for TONIGHT.  Got any ideas? 

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18Teen Phone Sex

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I am the handjob QUEEN, dude!  Hellz yeah!  That dude in the library didn’t know what hit him.  It wasn’t just my talented hands, dude.  It was my young phone sex girl voice!

See, I do fetish phone sex, so my verbal skills are tight as a teen’s twat.  So all I had to do was grab his crotch and grind and squeeze, and whisper in his ear the same stuff that you guys like for your cheap phone sex calls!

OMG I’m glad the dude had a men’s room near him!  LOLOLOLOL  He probably hadn’t jizzed himself since his first wet dream, but with my tongue in his ear, saying those naughty, naughty things, he just couldn’t hold it anymore!  I’m used to leaving a wet spot, but I’m usually sleeping in it!!  LOLOLOLOLOL

Those poor blue jeans will never be the same.  \m/

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Alternative Phone Sex Mommy

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Time after time I hear women—some of them MILFs like me–say the one thing they miss about being young is all the sex.  I want to say honey, sex is all around you, wake up.  LOL  The one thing I miss about it was the travel.. Going anywhere whenever I wanted to, doing whatever I wanted.

After college I did the Europe thing.  A Eurail pass and this goth phone sex girl was ready to go.  ONE BAG ONLY.  Everything I bought I shipped home to open like presents when I got back. 

Greece was the best.  Sleeping on the beach overnight, waking up and seeing the ocean right there, and just walk up to the shore and bathe yourself awake.  Did I mention it was a nude beach?  Plenty of those in Europe.  They’re not as fucked up about sex as we are, it’s awesome.

And seeing a gorgeous Greek boy with those amazing curls and a cock brushing his thigh doing the same thing, well, that’s breakfast.  I was no size queen, but poppets, that thing had a knee.  We broke a couple of taboos that morning, and if you’re one of my taboo phone sex callers, I’ll be happy to give you the play by play.  But I was lucky the trains were as frequent as they were.

I think it’s time to get the atlas out and glance at the frequent flyer miles.  Unless of course, some enterprising man needs an independent, gorgeous and sexually savvy Goth Phone Sex Mommy as a travel companion.  Would all such men please give me a call?  LOL

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18Teen Phone Sex

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You want to know how I spent Father’s Day!  LOL  Not dressed, that’s for sure.  OK, we totally had to go out to eat with the family at a steakhouse, my dad’s favorite place, actually.  And I’m like, we should take him to Hooters or a strip club or a whorehouse if we really loved him, but NO he gets cooked cow served by fat waitresses and then missionary sex for fifteen minutes.

The fathers of the world deserve more, dammit!  My commitment to this cause is the sole reason I snuck out of the house in pigtails and a schoolgirl skirt.  Armed with an all day sucker, I made my way to my Old Man’s house who, his kids having moved out long ago, is still a father.  And rather than cologne or a new tie, I gave him what every Father wants.  Tight teen twat.

Oh hell yeah, I do the age play phone sex thing, and he’s really started to warm up to it.  But my no limits attitude is making him enjoy the Daddy aspect of our role play too!  He totally made me his darling little girl that night, and I did everything he said to do, just like an obedient little girl should!  I bounced on his knee, then both knees, then his cock, in that order.  I made sure to lay completely still during the throatfucking, and gobbled up all of his yummy jizz.

I am more than just a young phone sex girl!  I am Daddy’s Little Girl!  And if you need to know what I’m talking about, just get me something to lick and I’ll meet you at the playground!  LOLOLOL

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18teen Phone Sex

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My old man rocked my world this weekend dude! I think I had like 12 orgasms in an hour! That is like an orgasm every what 5 minutes? As soon as one stopped another one started! Dude it was srsly insane!

This is why I have an older guy fetish!  Cus for real dude older guys are awesome, they are all about me and making sure that I am pleased and taken care of.

Speaking of older guys I have this guy that calls me, he’s an older guy and he has like a really handsome cock and I love it cus he’s all about pleasing me when he calls. Its so cool, he’s so nice he even goes to the happy ending massage parlors and gives the girls there orgasms too! See older guys are so considerate! YAY For older guys! I will be your cute little phone sex cheerleader cus for sure man you guys are cream of the crop!

Speaking of older guys, that makes me think about footboy and where he’s been. Srsly dude I thought we were gonna play chess and I mean the real kind of chess not like play with my cute little 18teen phone sex titties kind of chest. I’ve got my knee high toe socks ready where are you?

Summer is ALMOST here and man I am ready for some wild and crazy quality phone sex with you guys. This summer is gonna be all about corrupting me! Phone sex corruption FTW! WOOT WOOT!

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Phone Sex MILF

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So in case you haven’t figured it out, Mommy Bianca straddles both worlds.  If you’ll pardon the expression.  It’s no myth, you really can be the professional in the boardroom and the whore in the bedroom.  And while I’ve had my share of office sex, hiked up skirts and after hours bump and grind, the most fun I have was when I was in real estate.

The house is cleaned out, the client is in the new digs across the country or wherever, and it’s up to you to sell the place, based on your skill and professionalism.  That’s all well and good, but I hadn’t quite entered into my MILF-hood, and was interested in doing everything to everyone, should they strike my fancy.

Well I had a boy who loved role-plays, just like my phone sex role-playing boys who call me.  But this guy had it pretty easy.  All he had to do was wait for me call with the new address, a brand new house, cleared out of furniture and me bent over the counter, wet and waiting.  I’m not submissive, I considered it a Dominant act to tell him where to be and when.  And he pretended to be in the market for a new house.

And poppet, we fucked all over three counties.  There was no house that I had under me (HAH!) that we didn’t christen.  The freedom of walking around nude in seemingly someone else’s home was a thrill, the sex was awesome and a free shower to clean up in.

And he got to see the transformation from sexcretary role-play to the hungry whore on her knees…. The glasses off, the hair comes down, the skirt comes off and the cock goes in.  Once or twice we called over some swinger friends for an impromptu party SORRY house showing.  LOL

I still have my license, you know.  And a couple of properties that I rent out.  Your alternative phone sex mommy knows how to handle her money…  Are you looking to make an investment?  May I recommend a new home?  You’ll find they’re very satisfying….

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18Teen Phone Sex

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Why do I swallow?  There are many reasons, and a MAN would be able to think of some themselves.  But if you’re a BOY, and need it explained, here goes.

I DON”T LIKE JIZZ IN MY HAIR DUDE.  For realz, I know you’ve watched porno and think you’re like porno stud, and maybe you’re even thinking you’re being considerate when you avoid my cute phone sex teen mouth and decide to drop your hot steaming load on my face.  After all, maybe I don’t like swallowing and you’re a new dick to me.  Hey I get that.

But I can’t go home with jizz on my clothes.  Or more importantly in my awesome hair.  The parental units will be like, Shyann, is that jizz in your hair, and I’ll be all no, it’s not, I tripped and fell in a puddle of snot, now I have to go upstairs and WASH THIS FUCKING JIZZ OUT OMG1111!!!!!!!!111!1!1

*sigh*  I swallow because my MAN deserves it.  His cock needs something warm and wet wrapped around it as often and for as long as possible, and my bratty phone sex teen mouth is just one of the choices on the menu.  And when I look up and see his happy face, and he knows that as far as oral goes, I have no taboos  then it’s worth the rug burn on my knees.

Because I can cover up rug burn with my school girl phone sex stockings.  If I try to cover up jizz in my hair I’ll look like a bank robber.

So if you’re a BOY, and I’m sucking your dick, and I think you’re going to pull out, don’t be surprised if you feel my teeth closing in.  If you’re a MAN and I’m sucking your dick, well… that’s the way the world should be.  LOL

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