I had a date that tried to stick his teeny tiny dickie right in my ear. What the hell? I don’t like being surprised, especially with something so small and insignificant. That’s not a surprise, that’s a disappointment. And a reason for some small penis humiliation. Sounds extreme I know, but it really was a small dick, so I couldn’t help myself. After all, I can’t just let every lame dick slide into my sweet pussy. Do you know how many little dick losers would love to fuck a fine ass girl like me? Just all of them! But back to my naughty caller. Once I got over my disappointment at how small he was I thought of how much fun I could have getting back at him. I laughed and he blushed and started to stammer how sorry he was that he had no dick. I waved my hand for him to stop and then I looked at his cock up close. I had to get really close to even see it. He moaned because he thought I was going to suck his tiny cock. Instead I just smacked it and laughed as he hissed from the pain. It shriveled up in fear and tried to hide in his bushy pubes. I laughed and told him his dick looked like a tiny bald bird in a fluffy nest. I laughed some more and pretended to feed the baby bird with a tiny eyedropper. My date was flaming red and shaking from embarrassment. Which was perfect!
I grabbed his dick in my hand and told him to stop blubbering and I would let him have some fun with his prick. I tugged at him until he realized I was leading him around the room by his dick. I reached the front door and looked back at him with a sly grin before I opened it and walked outside. He followed of course. I had a pretty tight grip on his dick so unless he wanted to try and stretch it longer, (I don’t think that would work), he had to come with me. I live close to campus, in a very busy area near cafes and shops. Lots of people walking by, even at night. As soon as we stepped outside I felt his dick get hard in my hand. It did not however make much difference in the overall size. He was still barely pushing 4 inches. Truly pathetic! I would give him a small penis humiliation night to remember. I led him all the way down the block to the cafe where I get my coffee. Some people didn’t notice, some did. It is pretty hard to miss a beautiful girl walking down the street, pulling some loser behind her, by his dick. Most people were so shocked they just stared and then kept walking. I heard some girls giggling and laughing and some guys even started laughing too. Standing in line for coffee, it didn’t take long for the phones to come out and the pics to start snapping. I could tell by the precum on the tip of his dick that he would cum in a few seconds, so I stood aside and let everyone get a view as I gave him two strokes and then let go, laughing as his dick dribbled his wee spurt of cum. I left him standing there with sticky fingers. I was halfway home before he caught up to me, crying and red faced, but begging me to do it again sometime. *laughs* If you’re a little dick loser who wants to have some fun at your expense, call me at 1-888-662-6482 and ask for Cyndee.