OK, seriously, your four kids need to shut the fuck up. If they don’t, I’m going to start a coed phone sex call right beside their tender little ears. Then you’ll REALLY hear some screaming.
I mean, seriously? Four kids?? You don’t need any more kids than you have hands. Maybe you’ve got some serious blowjob skills because other than that, no man I know is going to lay your Moby Dick sized ass. EVERYONE IN THE MALL KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE BECAUSE THEY WON’T SHUT UP.
If I thought you could keep a man with mothering skills like that, I’d steal him away from you.
OMG shopping today for new panties was SUCH a chore. Can you tell?? LOLOLOLOLOL I mean, I wasn’t even going to indulge my infamous panty fetish until this fat chick and her four little rug apes started following me wherever I went.
But now I’m home and ready for your fetish phone sex calls! Let’s get it started!
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