There is no better feeling than being naked. Hippies were right baby, clothing is for squares, and if I had my choice, say in the anything goes phone sex world of my dreams, I’d have been a hippie but without the fucked up hair. I mean, I can’t live without conditioner!
Dude, you were born naked! So was I! It’s like something we have in common (exceptt that we both like to FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) so in my perfect world, we’d all be naked as jaybirds. I have never seen a jaybird, but apparently their dick hangs out.
But in Shyannland, no one would wear a thing, and we’d have to put suntan oil on each other which would lead to fucking, which would lead to after-fucking fucking, which would lead to naps. This is my perfect world. Also, there would be cheap phone sex for everybody, if for some reason you were some social reject who couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a pocket full of pardons.
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