It’s almost bikini season OMG I CANNOT WAIT!!! I tan like a motherfucker, dude. I know I’m all college girl phone sex on the outside, but on the inside I have a sun worshipping goddess waiting to come out!
I love shopping for bikinis. A lot of women hate it, but that’s because they’re all fat, and not a cute phone sex teen like me! LOLOLOL \m/ I’ve got a body built for sin and I love showing it off. Is that an exhibitionist fetish? I don’t normally fuck in public, so maybe not. But this barely legal phone sex chick definitely loves wearing a bikini!
I always carry my bag with me to the beach because while I leave the house in a one-piece, I don’t always keep it on! OMG I DO NOT SUNBATHE NAKED DUDE! But I could be corrupted into it! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Nope, I don’t wear the skimpy stuff when I leave the house, but the further away I get, the more skin I show. I wanna try one of those microkinis, dude!! It’s like a square inch of fabric stretched over your nipples and hoohah. You think people would look at me and think anything goes phone sex??? I hope so!
Plus, when you go to try shit on, other women, sometimes even not-fat ones, will help you put on your stuff in the dressing rooms. It’s like a social event with everyone reminding each other about their not-fatness. But if you’re lucky, you can help out a chick with big boobies put her top on! That makes for a good day shopping!!!!111!!111
And if you’re a little pussyboy, or like forced feminization, you could come with me! I could totally find something that you would look ridiculous—I mean, hot in! LOLOLOL
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