Hey! Its your favorite bratty phone sex princess Bree. Ya you know the one who is always happy to jump on the phone with you and laugh at what ever stupid ass thing you got going on be it you thinking you could actually fuck a pussy with your small dick or well ya that is probably the number one thing I hear about lately is small dick losers doing that pretend brag thing.
Like dude give it up already. Nah actually go on with your bragging to this hot bratty phone sex princess about how you were sitting at the bar and this perfect woman came up to you and wanted to sit next to you. Sure yup I will hold back my laughing for a moment while you tell me all the silly details of her being all over you at that bar/pub/ insert stupid location here. Then how you magically went from drinks to pounding her perfect pussy.
Dude I hear this all the time and trust me the amount of stomach muscles I have built up holding in all that laughter is insane. Abs of steel I got! Seriously cause I think you all must go to the same fucking loser bar and think hmmm what will sound believable ohh yes this story. Then call me and be like ya ya ya this is it. You and the last 5 dumbasses that called me today.
Let me tell you how your night went down. You were at home watching some movie or well more like playing a video game that sexy character popped up you got a boner and well here you are calling me to dish out my awesome humiliation for you to actually get off on. So umm ya pick up that phone and lets get down to the fun shit. Me laughing at you wanking that itty bitty dick to the most awesome bratty phone sex princess you know. ME!
Bree 1-888-662-6482 just in case you havent memorized my number yet!
