WOW! With a bod like yours, I did not expect this to turn out to be an SPH phone sex nightmare! How does a guy that looks like you, have such a sad tiny penis? That is the smallest dick I’ve ever seen! I’ve seen bigger dicks on a toy poodle. I can’t stop staring at it even though I’m completely grossed out by it. Kind of like a car crash…you’re afraid to look but you can’t help yourself, then you wish you hadn’t. That’s exactly how I feel when I look at that pathetic wimpy limp noodle. You know honestly, I have to say I’m surprised you even had the nerve to come up and talk to me knowing that you are a small penis humiliation phone sex loser. I mean it’s not like you don’t know that you have this pinky-sized wee dick and that there is no way a girl would ever fuck you.
So, what? You thought there was something about me that said I’d feel sorry for you and let you have some of my sweet pussy? Dude! What are you on? Look at that disgusting waste of flesh! It was sad when you actually had a minuscule boner going, but now that it’s all shriveled up and hiding back under its mushroom cap, it’s really nauseating. You might get some sweet virginal girl to touch it, but not this chick, no fucking chance! It really is a shame cuz you are smokin’ hot. But any time you take that sickly worm out, any chance of you getting laid goes right out the door. My suggestion? Accept your fate as an SPH phone sex freak and act accordingly. Or make some serious money and be someone’s sugar daddy as long as they get to fuck whoever they want. Other than that the only time you’re ever going to get much attention from hot chicks like me, is with SPH phone sex fucker! So get out your card and let the degrading begin. Time to face the truth.
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