Do you really think that I would give a loser like you the time of day if you didn’t pay me to? Exactly. No. I wouldn’t. I would never want anything to do with you. And when you call me for financial domination phone sex and pay for my attention, you need to know that just because you’re paying me, it absolutely does not mean that I’m going to be nice to you. In fact, it means quite the opposite. I am going to use you for your money and abuse you mentally. And the kicker? Well, you’re going to love it. You KNOW you will. You’ll be me to use you and take your money. It happens every single time. I never ask for money, nor should I have to. You are going to give, give, give. And I will spend, spend, spend.
I hope you won’t be stupid enough to try and use the “what am I going to eat if I give you all my money?” or the “what if my wife sees my bank statement?” excuses to deny me. That’s not going to go over very well. I don’t give a flying fuck about either of those two things. I don’t care what you have to do to make sure I’m taken care of. Just make sure that I am, loser.
Call me up now for financial domination phone sex! I’ll be ready and waiting to take everything you have. Dial 1 888 662 6482 and ask to talk to Harlow.