Hey boys, I see you over there all nervous about picking up the phone to call me! What are you worried about, there’s nothing to be scared of! Listen, how much is it going to cost exactly to take a girl out on a date? Depending on where you go, it could be upwards of $50+ for both of you. Then you have to talk to her and get to know her and be nice to her and polite. All of this, and what if you are just looking to get laid? What if it turns out she doesn’t even like you, and just wanted to use you for what you could offer? Then you’re out all that money you spent and you didn’t even get so much as a handjob! That’s where I come in when you get cheap phone sex with me!
Now if you’re a simple guy that doesn’t require much to get him off, 10 minutes for $20 can get you taken care of quickly! That’s cheaper than a first date! You don’t have to worry about some bitch judging you or rejecting you, all you gotta do is provide your credit card to prove you’re 18 years or older, select your minutes package (however many you think you’ll need), then tell the dispatcher you wanna talk to Irelynn! This is such a much more productive use of your time and money, I guarantee it! Just tell me what you’re into, we can talk about sexy stuff, I can get you off, and you don’t have to worry about me rejecting you (unless that’s what you’re into!)
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So don’t waste any more of your time or money on some skank that’s just going to ghost you anyway. Give Irelynn a call at 1-888-662-6482 for some good ole cheap phone sex! I will never ghost you, honey! You can also shoot me an e-mail at Brattyirelynn@aol.com and follow me on Twitter @IrelynnIs! And you definitely won’t regret it.