I’ve got a right proper thirst for dirty phone sex after all the kinky shite I’m getting up to all the bloody time. I tell you luv when a bloke calls me up to use me all rough and bloody tumble it’s me favorite bloody thing and like to drive me bloody bonkers!
How does a chap like yourself feel about a tumble with a bird like this precious Poppy then? I’m like to think your pecker’s started to grow at the mere mention of getting a right proper slapper like me all raired up and ready to pop with a big loud cum yeah. Me twat’s already getting mocket juicy and ready to plunge me fingers in while we moan about how our bodies are all hot and bothered for each other. And I need to hear you be a right proper dirty bastard for me stroking that leaking bell-end while we play luv.
It’s about finding one and the other’s twisted pleasure points innit luv? We’ve got nowt but time to talk and really find out what kind of braw kinks get our dirty fucking minds cranking. I know I’m thirsting for a fit as fuck bloke to give me the kind of bloody good romp I can only get from proper filthy dirty phone sex! Aye and if you care to bring along a lass as kinky and horny as I am there’s nowt but more fun to be had innit? We can each let her have a good sitting on our face or you can shag our fuckholes each in turn while we tongue each others’ clits.
Whatever you can think of in some of the sloppiest most down in the bloody gutter dirty phone sex goes when you ring and ask for Poppy at 1-888-662-6482!