Anything Goes Phone Sex

I am SOOOOOO horny right now, dude!  You think I’m kidding.  Fetish phone sex might be my only way outta this.  See, my Old Man, that cuddly fuzzy man that fucks me so good, so good that I’ve learned the value of older men (and abandoned the guys my age who only THINK they know how to lay it down), he’s out of town.  Which means I’m stuck at home suffering from vaginal dryness.

Humph!  He’s probably out getting some tight teen twat (I told him to!) but I’m usually there when it happens, and now I’m alone, and all my dildoes look boring.  What’s left?  Some anything goes phone sex with tons of horny dudes!  I miss my Old Man, but I’m sure you can do a good fucking job phone fucking me, right?  You’re horny, I’m horny, what could be better?  Call now!  Young voice phone sex for the motherfucking win!