Calling all you little dick losers… Come out come out where ever you are hahahaha. I am in a mood tonight for sure. Call me and tell me about that pathetic little thing you like to call a DICK. My girlfriends and i were at a party last night and what comes up? Yo mama jokes LOL I know you have watched that show on TV “Yo MOMMA” Hilarius right? hell yeah that show has me so weak sometimes. Oh yeah but back to the party I was talking about. My friend was hatin on her ex when he showed up with his new chick of the week and we went off. No not yo momma jokes but Little Dick Loser jokes I laughed so hard I cried. I am thinking I should share a few just to get some of you small dick fuckers all worked up…..
Your dick’s so small, your condoms look like the thumb of a latex glove.
I bet you can make your dick disappear by breathing in and out.
You got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
Your dick’s so small, your girlfriend took it to court and they threw it out for lack of evidence.
and my personal fave and right out of my mouth…..
The only time you can give a woman orgasm is when you pull out your American Express. HAHA!!!
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