Dudes I am not digging on Idol this year AT ALL. I have watched every year and it’s just not the same anymore. I could totally get on there though and do some hot ass coed phone sex into the mic with the band playing, and the judges would be so busy jizzing that I’d never get eliminated!
Yep! And Steven Tyler would probably just mop up the jizz with a rag from one of his ex-roadies and then come over and do me on national television in the butt, like twice. As much pussy as he gets, I bet that some no limits phone sex might put some mystery back into the horizontal mombo for him. And don’t take my word for it as a young voice phone sex chick; those big ass lips of his could probably eat some serious pussy.
Would you vote for me? Would you have any special requests? If I got to do a big ass cheap phone sex tour across the country in stadiums and shit, would you dudes buy a ticket? That would be so hot with me at the microphone and a stadium full of dude beating off. What do you think? Any requests? LOLOLOLOL
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