I got a virus on my laptop! Sad Face. I think I got it from looking at a nasty porn site. You don’t look at those things, do you? There’s this nerd at school that I traded a handjob for getting the net nanny off of my fucking laptop so I could surf for some porn.
I mean, I gotta figure out what I like, right? I don’t wanna be one of those women who have to read magazines with orgasm quizzes in them. I want to be an expert on and not just on phone sex, but on real sex, and surfing porn is a great way to do it.
You would just die if I sat on your lap and said let’s look at some porn, wouldn’t you? I’d start on one leg and point out the chicks with the big boobies (I HEART some big boobies, yo) and all the cocks. I’ll start talking about the kinds of cocks that I like, and what I like them doing, and then kind of switch to sitting between your legs. You think you could get some wood going for me? I’d totally pretend that I couldn’t feel it. I’d back up against you and grind and shit.
Would you jizz in your pants? Does a cute little 18teen phone sex slut like me make you nervous? No need to be nervous, Dude! I like looking at porn and so should you! Tell you what, you slip that monster out and let him breathe a little. I’ve got a couple of favorite sites bookmarked where we can just click and let the files do the work. Then you can stroke, while I play with my pussy. And if we can manage it, you can play with me and I’ll work that cock. Mutual Masturbation anyone?
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