I went to a party the other night and there was this guy who was ALL OVER Me…trying to get with me. I think he actually thought he stood a chance. Ha! That’d be the day. But anyway… I talked him up, got him really interested in Me. Didn’t take much, because let’s face it, I am awesome.
At the end of the night, I was feeling cruel (okay so I always feel cruel) and I went home with him. He thought he was going to get lucky, but it’s not that easy to get with Me. I told him I was REALLY into BDSM and the like, and the only way he was going to get to have sex with Me was to let me tie him up. He was so drunk and horny that he agreed and so I tied him up… and then I told him that it’d really turn Me on if he had something shoved up his ass while I rode him. He was hesitant, but again, too horny to turn Me down. I found a candle, shoved it in his ass, and then turned around and left…
Shame on the loser for thinking he was good enough for Me. I wonder what his roommates will think when they find him all tied up with a candle in his ass…
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