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People keep looking at me like I’m an airhead.  I AM NOT AN AIRHEAD.  I know exactly what I’m doing most of the time.

Like when my car broke down and I needed a ride.  I gotta get across town, dude!  I gotta get home so I can do my awesome young girl role play phone sex calls!  There’s horny men all over the world that need to hear my hot young voice in some young voice phone sex.  So what’s a hot chick like me supposed to do???

This truck pulls over and I’m like, dudes let me in, I gotta get home, and they’re all well you gotta sit in the middle and ski.  And I’m like what’s skiing?  WTF?  Winter’s DONE, dude.  And they’re like, we’ll show you.

So I get in the truck for my ride, and I’m totally not gonna tell them about my cheerleader phone sex and stuff, and then out come TWO DICKS!  And I’m like, OMG, and they’re like, you gotta ski bitch, and all of a sudden, I get it.

Two simultaneous handjobs is skiing, dude!!!  I totally skied my way home!  It was awesome!!  Now if one of you dudes would drive me back to my car, I’ll totally give you some free fantasy phone sex.  Honest!  LOLOLOLOL

 

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I just read some fucked up shit.  More fucked up than the fetish phone sex call I got about the sneezing fetish.  Srsly.

It was this book about myths and legends or some shit.  My favorite part was about how Zeus would fuck anything that moved, and he’d change form to do it, like into a goose or a ray of light or something like that.  That’s serious cock commitment, there.

But no, the fucked up shit was about unicorns.  Did you know that only virgins can catch a unicorn?  How useless is that??  Now I don’t have any chance at all!  I wanted one to ram the horn up the ass of all the boys who think they know how to fuck me, but can’t do it worth a damn.

But because my pussy has some mileage on it, I’ll never get one!  You’d think a unicorn would rather hangout with someone who knew how to stroke that horn instead of some clueless chick that couldn’t suck her way out of a wet paper bag.  I bet you some cheap phone sex that if a unicorn spent five minutes with me, he’d forget all that virgin crap.  Lord knows I’ve met enough virgins to laugh at them.  They’re only good for doing your calculus homework for you.  Everybody knows that!

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its a work out, ya know. getting ready to cat fight phone sex for you.
and believe me, i try to win. i want to win for you. i love winning you.

I love 2 girl phone sex calls, like this one wrestling fetish phone sex call was with kelsey. it was alot of fun too because we were both totally have fun with it, and we were really, and i mean really physical. pulling hair, nail scratching and alot of slapping.

there are some other girls who i would love to have a cat fight fetish phone sex call with, think you can handle a 2 girl phone sex call?

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OMG I’m so hot and horny today and my itty bitty young little phone sex voice totally wants to whisper naughty naughty things in your ear and help make you cum! Do you got your hand wrapped around your you know what for me? OMG I love that! Yeah I totally do, wow, I totally wanna help! You gotta call me so we can do some hot phone sex role play where I can pretend to be your naughty little girl if you know what I mean; uh huh I know you do. I’m a bad bad girl when it comes to naughty phone sex and teen phone sex fun and I can play really really young you know? Why are you waiting? OMG call me now!

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If the eyes rolling up into their heads are any indication, men all over the world love ball worship.

I’ve done sort of an informal survey both in real life, and during my mature phone sex calls.  Put a testicle in your mouth and your man makes the best sex faces you’ve ever seen.  When I mention it during my fetish phone sex calls, there’s a real groan on the other end, like they know what a wonderful thing that is.

One man explained it to me between rounds recently.  He said it literally was the closest thing to being worshipped as a god.  I rather like that.  I’m not on my knees often, but I like my men coming as hard and as often as they can, so confirmation of the power of ball sucking was welcome.

It’s a totally giving act on the woman’s part, to the most fragile part of the male anatomy.  Do you need any more convincing?  I think that pretty much says it all.

So why oh why wouldn’t you shave the fucking thing smooth for me?  I like my pussy eaten like nobody’s business and it feels much better when I stay trimmed down there.

It amazes me why men don’t do the same thing.  I’ve had to withhold sex from a poppet until they get their manscaping done (or offer to help myself) just to keep from sucking on hairy balls.

So, please gentlemen, swear on a stack of sex manuals that you will deal with this.  Sascrotch is no longer acceptable condition for testicles.  You could even call the goth phone sex mommy while you do it, I’d love that.

And I promise that once they’re baby smooth, you’ll LOVE what comes next.

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Happy hour after yoga, and the MILFS and I were celebrating one of our gang’s pregnancy.  Truthfully, I was celebrating the fact that I WASN’T pregnant, but you get the idea.  It’ll be baby shower time, sooner or later, and my standard gift of sex coupons will be bestowed on the mommy-to-be.

What?  I’m supposed to give something to the little rug ape?  He doesn’t have a personality yet, how can you buy him a gift?  Look, she’s going to be overwhelmed with raising the kid to even think about sex, and I’m giving her and her man a way to make it a priority during that hectic time.  They’ll both thank me eventually, they always do.

But I am your Mommy Bianca.  And even though I didn’t give birth to you, your Mommy loves you like her own.  She will mother you and coddle you with mommy phone sex, and even change your diaper if you like the comfort of diaper play.  I love all my boys… over and over again if they know how to behave.

So while pregnant sex is something the alternative phone sex mommy can only do as taboo phone sex (and I do hear that sex with a pregnant woman is incredible on your cock) I still have kids of my own.  From training my poppets to becoming men to changing the diaper on an adult baby.  I’m all the Mommy you need and all the Mommy I want to be.

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I would very much like a time machine.  I have added it to my amazon wish list thankyouverymuch.  If one of you no limits phone sex addicts would get on that for me, that would be just lovely.

I plan on getting fucked by cavemen for their animal passion, a roman orgy just for the sheer numbers, and some random Victorian dude just because they were uptight about sex and had to say white meat and dark meat to avoid saying breast and thigh during chicken dinners.

Shyann’s amazing time machine will fit loads of horny taboo phone sex enthusiasts.  We will travel to wherever your fetish phone sex heart desires and totally get you laid.  Then we’ll like go back further and make it where it didn’t happen so she doesn’t get pregnant.

And after I drop all you laid motherfuckers off to sleep in your own homes, I’m going back in time so that I can be the person that invents cheap phone sex!!  Then I’ll be rolling in cash and you can all have rooms in my mansion when I get back.

If that sounds good, then get to work on that time machine.  I’m tying my hair in a pony tail so the cavemen can sling me around as we speak.  LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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have you ever experienced a live phone sex session on a 2 girl phone sex call? i have shared a guy with another one of our Phone Sex Superstars and its alot of fun.

have you gotten freaky with more than one of us on a 2 girl phone sex call? i would love to share a guy with one of our freakier and kinkier phone sex girl, ya know and have me be involved like a phone sex accomplice.

i think it would be really hot to pair me up with one of your favorite kinky phone sex girls and involve me in your humiliation phone sex. make me a witness to your phone sex fetish.

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OK, seriously, your four kids need to shut the fuck up.  If they don’t, I’m going to start a coed phone sex call right beside their tender little ears.  Then you’ll REALLY hear some screaming.

I mean, seriously?  Four kids??  You don’t need any more kids than you have hands.  Maybe you’ve got some serious blowjob skills because other than that, no man I know is going to lay your Moby Dick sized ass.  EVERYONE IN THE MALL KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE BECAUSE THEY WON’T SHUT UP.

If I thought you could keep a man with mothering skills like that, I’d steal him away from you.

OMG shopping today for new panties was SUCH a chore.  Can you tell??  LOLOLOLOLOL  I mean, I wasn’t even going to indulge my infamous panty fetish until this fat chick and her four little rug apes started following me wherever I went.

But now I’m home and ready for your fetish phone sex calls!  Let’s get it started!

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Hiya y’all! Just your big tit phonesex girl Shay saying hey and seein’ if ya wanna stick that cock between my huge tits and shoot a big old load of jizz all over me 😉 Am I bein’ too direct? I don’t think there any such thing, seriously y’all you know I love nasty phonesex with no limits or taboos! I got big titties, a horny pussy and a dirty mouth that I love usin’ for no taboo cheap phonesex! Hell yeah, its so damn good to get kinky and know you have no where ya can’t go, know what I mean? That’s how anything goes phonesex is with me! Gimme a call and let’s get so fuckin’ naughty!

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There is no better feeling than being naked.  Hippies were right baby, clothing is for squares, and if I had my choice, say in the anything goes phone sex world of my dreams, I’d have been a hippie but without the fucked up hair.  I mean, I can’t live without conditioner!

Dude, you were born naked!  So was I!  It’s like something we have in common (exceptt that we both like to FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)  so in my perfect world, we’d all be naked as jaybirds.  I have never seen a jaybird, but apparently their dick hangs out.

But in Shyannland, no one would wear a thing, and we’d have to put suntan oil on each other which would lead to fucking, which would lead to after-fucking fucking, which would lead to naps.  This is my perfect world.  Also, there would be cheap phone sex for everybody, if for some reason you were some social reject who couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a pocket full of pardons.

The plane for Shyannland is leaving at Gate 69!  Call me for tickets!  LOLOLOLOL

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