It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's... cheap phone sex!
I'm no stranger to blogging, but this is my first post over here, so can we get an obligatory first-post "WOOHOO"? Scarlet's just finished showing her new hot pics (Hey, Scarlet, you know...that Hooters outfit would look really hot on the floor next to my bed...*wink*), and I may as well say that I've got a new set too. Dorothy Parker once famously said that "men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses," but I think she was dead wrong. I love my glasses -- I think they're gorgeous. I hope you guys agree when you see my new pics taken outside. The story of how the pics ended up taken was actually pretty funny -- we almost got caught! Some weird beachcomber was walking along as we were trying to get some hot shots of my ass. I covered up just as he was walking by, but his eyes were on me until he was WAY off in the distance. I just love doing things in public spaces -- I'm such an exhibitionist! I find it so funny, the way that our culture thinks it's positively scandalous to see a naked tit or an uncovered ass.
And society's even weirder about sex, even though we all do it and love it! Back in the 1600s and before, children knew about sex from an early age because most families lived in a single-room house, often with just ONE big bed. That means that if you had a younger sibling, you'd have been in the same bed as your parents when the new baby was made. Weird, huh? But it wasn't weird then. I don't think it should be such a problem to fuck in public places or around other people.
The coolest place I ever had sex was at Fenway Park, with a boyfriend who was this huge Red Sox fan. I wore a little sundress that could easily be pulled up a bit without showing anything...he wore pants that could easily be brought down a little...and I just sat on his lap and had fun! I thought it was a LOT more interesting than the game (I've never really been into sports).
Tomorrow I'll tell you guys about my awesome Halloween costume. My friends and I are having a really fun themed party -- everyone has to dress up like a god or a goddess -- and I'm trying to upstage everyone else. Talk to you then!
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